1. Why on earth did I put together a survey 2. what is your favorite type of pizza? 3. how do you feel about polls? 4. How do you feel about Facists? 5. What about commies? 6. Who is your favorite communist? 7. did you know the easter bunny makes porn now with the original red teletubby? 8. if you could go ANYWHERE where\when would you go? 9. favorite subject? 10. how many fingers do you have? 11. how high can you count without taking your shoes off? 12. what is your favorite DC comics character? 13. What is your favorite EC comics character? 14. What is your favorite Marvel comics character? 16. if you could be any sort of cookware what would you be? 17. Kitchen appliance? 18. Gadget? 19. what is your favorite piece of silverware? 20. what is your favorite game? 21. did this survey make much sense to you? 22. Was demosthenes teh roxxors? 23. What about pygmalion? 24. How about my first survey, 1-10?
1. Why on earth did I put together a survey I'll let other people answer that one 2. what is your favorite type of pizza? pepperoni 3. how do you feel about polls? they're okay, but the bold lettering without an actual new post bugs me 4. How do you feel about Facists? not good 5. What about commies? depends on the communist 6. Who is your favorite communist? gotta be trotsky 7. did you know the easter bunny makes porn now with the original red teletubby? I'd heard about the red telletubby... but the easter bunny? 8. if you could go ANYWHERE where\when would you go? at the moment? whenever I had to to get to be a courtier just before the annexation of wales (sorry, but those brits built some nice castles in that campaign) 9. favorite subject? history 10. how many fingers do you have? 8, 2 thumbs though 11. how high can you count without taking your shoes off? as high as I need to 12. what is your favorite DC comics character? gotta be hal jordan 13. What is your favorite EC comics character? crypt keeper 14. What is your favorite Marvel comics character? I just don't know..... 16. if you could be any sort of cookware what would you be? wok... 17. Kitchen appliance? cofee grinder 18. Gadget? potatoe ricer 19. what is your favorite piece of silverware? spork 20. what is your favorite game? I really don't know 21. did this survey make much sense to you? not s'much 22. Was demosthenes teh roxxors? certainly 23. What about pygmalion? for a clay chick she got around 24. How about my first survey, 1-10? my answer is void here.....
1. Why on earth did I put together a survey you were bored, annoyed and needed to think of something else...or maybe it was raining and you were bored...or you were home alone and you were bored 2. what is your favorite type of pizza? you know, i'm the excessive spicy ketchup type...i put so much ketchup on i have no idea what pizza i'm eating...i could eat italian bread and ketchup and still call it my favourite pizza 3. how do you feel about polls? polls are intriguing 4. How do you feel about Facists? well hmmm obviously not very good 5. What about commies? i almost got shot at the revolution..i was three, my grandma was carrying me in her arms, when we heard gunshots behind us, we ran, a bullet passed right near my head and hit a shop window...the scariest moment of my life..or when they took away people's books and burnt them in the public square...when they imprisoned and shot people that we knew or heard about..and i was only a little kid and still scared as hell...how do you think i feel? 6. Who is your favorite communist? don't start me again 7. did you know the easter bunny makes porn now with the original red teletubby? NOOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE EASTER BUNNY PLEEEEASE!!! 8. if you could go ANYWHERE where\when would you go? marocco, in the spring, wear a white dress and drive through the desert 9. favorite subject? anatomy...not biochem obviously 10. how many fingers do you have? *thinks hard* well after serious reflcetions oi have come up with the following report 1) my hands: 8 fingers and two thumbs 2) my feet: are they all called fingers? 11. how high can you count without taking your shoes off? hmmm i've never tried that one 12. what is your favorite DC comics character? whaaat on earth is a DC? 13. What is your favorite EC comics character? oh wait, same question just replace the subject! 14. What is your favorite Marvel comics character? do the same thing with this one...and we're done! 16. if you could be any sort of cookware what would you be? fire 17. Kitchen appliance? a microwave? 18. Gadget? spy glasses with infra-red 19. what is your favorite piece of silverware? it's Cruella, that's how i named the biggest spoon in the drawer, coz we use for pouring sauce over stakes 20. what is your favorite game? it's a game called "get Roxy as down and depressive as possible even if there's nothing to be down and depressive about"..it only requires one player, although other people are welcome to join... 21. did this survey make much sense to you? if i answer "yes" you'll think i'm faking it...but as a matter of fact it did make sense 22. Was demosthenes teh roxxors? i hope it wasn't me 23. What about pygmalion? the poor bastard Galathea never really loved 24. How about my first survey, 1-10? 10 of course awww peachy dave! *hugs*
1. Why on earth did I put together a survey because the sky was purple 2. what is your favorite type of pizza? vegetarian, with a lot of tomato 3. how do you feel about polls? i don't 4. How do you feel about Facists? Einstein said something like this: "there are two things that are infinite: the universe and the human nonsense... but I'm not sure about the first one." I totally agree 5. What about commies? it depends 6. Who is your favorite communist? um... john lennon 7. did you know the easter bunny makes porn now with the original red teletubby? yes, i'm directing that movie 8. if you could go ANYWHERE where\when would you go? india... in the morning before sunrise in white dress barefoot 9. favorite subject? rhetoric, art, history 10. how many fingers do you have? 12 and a half 11. how high can you count without taking your shoes off? in this question i can see only the word 'high'... 12. what is your favorite DC comics character? don't know 13. What is your favorite EC comics character? don't know 14. What is your favorite Marvel comics character? um... don't know! 16. if you could be any sort of cookware what would you be? _~@./,<*7 17. Kitchen appliance? +0(^% 18. Gadget? />>,M@@ 19. what is your favorite piece of silverware? nothing 20. what is your favorite game? go insane 21. did this survey make much sense to you? it showed me the meaning of life 22. Was demosthenes teh roxxors? aha... 23. What about pygmalion? don't like 24. How about my first survey, 1-10? i don't know what the fuck are you talking about.
1. Why on earth did I put together a survey? you were bored! 2. what is your favorite type of pizza? cheese and tomato and mushroom and spinach 3. how do you feel about polls? hmmm.. indifferent 4. How do you feel about Facists? i feel badly about fascists. or should i say, towards fascists? 5. What about commies? i like the idea of communism, but i think most commies are really fascists in disguise. 6. Who is your favorite communist? Lenin of course 7. did you know the easter bunny makes porn now with the original red teletubby? no... i didn't. 8. if you could go ANYWHERE where\when would you go? hmmmm.... this one requires some thought. i think i would like to visit the mountains.. maybe the rockys, in the fall... i live in the desert 9. favorite subject? history or art... or psychology.. all humanities subjects are great 10. how many fingers do you have? 10 11. how high can you count without taking your shoes off? hmmm... pretty high i'd guess 12. what is your favorite DC comics character? mmm.... superman. 13. What is your favorite EC comics character? i don't know EC 14. What is your favorite Marvel comics character? hmm. i was always a fan of the x-men, i liked wolverine and rogue, but not in the movies. 16. if you could be any sort of cookware what would you be? a blender 17. Kitchen appliance? oh... a blender... 18. Gadget? ummm... a blender? 19. what is your favorite piece of silverware? a fork 20. what is your favorite game? holdem poker 21. did this survey make much sense to you? no 22. Was demosthenes teh roxxors? huh? 23. What about pygmalion?is that a mythical creature? 24. How about my first survey, 1-10? i'm giving it a solid 8!
1. Why on earth did I put together a survey i'm imagining because you were bored. 2. what is your favorite type of pizza? not sure, all food sounds rather turnoffish right now. 3. how do you feel about polls? they suck, surveys are better. 4. How do you feel about Facists? they suck. 5. What about commies? The communists I know in person have long, long hair and smoke a lot of pot, and claim that John Lennon is the most famous communist of all. Historically speaking, communists are right above the scum of the earth, nazis. 6. Who is your favorite communist? John Lennon. I despise all communists. 7. did you know the easter bunny makes porn now with the original red teletubby? I did not know that. 8. if you could go ANYWHERE where\when would you go? you cant put me on the spot like that! 9. favorite subject? music. 10. how many fingers do you have? 10. 11. how high can you count without taking your shoes off? I really have never tried. 12. what is your favorite DC comics character? I don't know which ones are DC.. 13. What is your favorite EC comics character? ^^ 14. What is your favorite Marvel comics character? ^^ 16. if you could be any sort of cookware what would you be? probably a spatula. 17. Kitchen appliance? oven. 18. Gadget? a toy robot with kickass AI. 19. what is your favorite piece of silverware? spoon. 20. what is your favorite game? at the moment, Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. 21. did this survey make much sense to you? yeah, a little. 22. Was demosthenes teh roxxors? not really. 23. What about pygmalion? sure. 24. How about my first survey, 1-10? 8
1. Why on earth did I put together a survey Because you know I have a mild obsession with them. 2. what is your favorite type of pizza? I kind of resent pizza now... But if you must know, Pineapple, green olives, feta, and occasionally bacon. 3. how do you feel about polls? People don't make very good ones anymore. I hold nothing against polls anyhow. 4. How do you feel about Facists? Guitar players kill them? Woody? 5. What about commies? Fun. 6. Who is your favorite communist? Uhhh.. Fidel Castro. 7. did you know the easter bunny makes porn now with the original red teletubby? I'm gonna look into that now. No, I didn't. 8. if you could go ANYWHERE where\when would you go? North Carolina, preferably Hatteras, in 3 years. 9. favorite subject? Drama and English 10. how many fingers do you have? 8. Ahah. ten 11. how high can you count without taking your shoes off? I can't do it with my shoes on. Hold on.. I'll try... 7. 12. what is your favorite DC comics character? No. 13. What is your favorite EC comics character? No. Where does the Green Hornet come into play? I pick him. 14. What is your favorite Marvel comics character? No. 16. if you could be any sort of cookware what would you be? One of those rubber spatula things that gets every last bit out of the bowl. 17. Kitchen appliance? Wahful Maker. 18. Gadget? Digital meat thermometer. AHAHHA. ok.. OH one of those funky jar openers. Yes. 19. what is your favorite piece of silverware? Fork. Ones that are old and have floral designs. 20. what is your favorite game? Twenty Questions. I like Monopoly too. and Mouse Trap. 21. did this survey make much sense to you? God yes. 22. Was demosthenes teh roxxors? I'll get back to you on that. 23. What about pygmalion? Pygmalion pwns. 24. How about my first survey, 1-10? 8.9 Pretty frickin good, by survey standards.
1. Why on earth did I put together a survey you were bored? 2. what is your favorite type of pizza? umm extra sauce/cheese, and onions 3. how do you feel about polls? i like em 4. How do you feel about Facists? boo 5. What about commies? yay 6. Who is your favorite communist? che! 7. did you know the easter bunny makes porn now with the original red teletubby? yes 8. if you could go ANYWHERE where\when would you go? umm...elsewhere 9. favorite subject? n/a 10. how many fingers do you have? is this a trick question? 11. how high can you count without taking your shoes off? 11 12. what is your favorite DC comics character? eh? 13. What is your favorite EC comics character? eh? 14. What is your favorite Marvel comics character? eh? 16. if you could be any sort of cookware what would you be? a big knife 17. Kitchen appliance? blender 18. Gadget? dildo? 19. what is your favorite piece of silverware? chopsticks 20. what is your favorite game? uh...mario games! 21. did this survey make much sense to you? maybe 22. Was demosthenes teh roxxors? um....? 23. What about pygmalion? uh...? 24. How about my first survey, 1-10? yay
1. Why on earth did I put together a survey Because you're secretly proclaiming your love of surveys? 2. what is your favorite type of pizza? I'm not really picky, but I prefer a thin crust Hawaiian. I also don't care for acidy tomato sauces that Pizza Hut and Little Caesar's uses. Alot of the local homemade pizza parlors are too greasy. 3. how do you feel about polls? I couldn't stand that trend when everyone was making frickin polls every five minutes. 4. How do you feel about Facists? I actually thought about growing one of those hitler moustaches, today. Just for shits and giggles. That'd be really cool to have one of those and wear a Dashiki. Hmm, I'd enjoy a Garcia-like beard. 5. What about commies? Well, I don't really believe in extreme and powerful left/right governments, because either way, they're both going to be extreme one way or the other, and controlling. Besides, there's always the chance that some psycho will try to take advantage of gov't power and start trying to take over countries... But I'd much rather be a communist than a facist or a citizen of a police state. 6. Who is your favorite communist? Karl Marx, Helen Keller, W.E.B. Debois. 7. did you know the easter bunny makes porn now with the original red teletubby? Oh damn, they should make one of those VH1 specials on the Teletubbies... Where Are They Now? 8. if you could go ANYWHERE where\when would you go? North Carolina, Vermont... somewhere with a nice beach/water. 9. favorite subject? Music Appreciation/Theory, English, Drama, and History. 10. how many fingers do you have? Eight.... I also have two thumbs. 11. how high can you count without taking your shoes off? I don't wear shoes...? 12. what is your favorite DC comics character? I don't really care for comics. I did used to read the Simpsons comics, long time ago. 13. What is your favorite EC comics character? Eh... 14. What is your favorite Marvel comics character? Dammit, quit it with the frickin comics. 16. if you could be any sort of cookware what would you be? Uhhh... one of those cool mixers with the handcranks. 17. Kitchen appliance? A coffee grinder... that way people could always chop their weed up by using me. 18. Gadget? http://www.transperformance.com/index2.htm 19. what is your favorite piece of silverware? A pearing knife... thing. 20. what is your favorite game? I enjoy that game where you take a hit off of your pipe, pass it to someone else, and wait till it comes back around before you let your breath out. 21. did this survey make much sense to you? Yeah, I liked it alot. I could use one every now and then, thanks. 22. Was demosthenes teh roxxors? Not really. 23. What about pygmalion? Is that P. Diddy's new name? 24. How about my first survey, 1-10? 3.14 I just enjoy pi.
1. Why on earth did I put together a survey why not 2. what is your favorite type of pizza? NY Deli from Panago 3. how do you feel about polls? its annoyign when they come up as "new post" but its justa new vote 4. How do you feel about Facists? people are people 5. What about commies? see #4 6. Who is your favorite communist? castro 7. did you know the easter bunny makes porn now with the original red teletubby? sure 8. if you could go ANYWHERE where\when would you go? My bed, somtimes tonight 9. favorite subject? Social 10. how many fingers do you have? 8, 10, 13...who knows 11. how high can you count without taking your shoes off? 5 12. what is your favorite DC comics character? Batman 13. What is your favorite EC comics character? dont knwo any...bldkfjgld 14. What is your favorite Marvel comics character? Marvel is lame 16. if you could be any sort of cookware what would you be? a flour sifter 17. Kitchen appliance? breadmaker 18. Gadget? those shoes that have umbrella's on them 19. what is your favorite piece of silverware? fork, specially rhe long, light, poiinty ones 20. what is your favorite game? Samurai swords, or trivial pursuit 21. did this survey make much sense to you? sure 22. Was demosthenes teh roxxors? scrotum 23. What about pygmalion? bowel 24. How about my first survey, 1-10? one bazillion
1. Why on earth did I put together a survey boredom i'd guess 2. what is your favorite type of pizza? hawaiin or quattro staggioni 3. how do you feel about polls? oi loik them 4. How do you feel about Facists? oi disloik them 5. What about commies? oi loik them 6. Who is your favorite communist? Chris 7. did you know the easter bunny makes porn now with the original red teletubby? yes, my screen is now 17% more blurry 8. if you could go ANYWHERE where\when would you go? right now i'd go to fiji.... 9. favorite subject? History 10. how many fingers do you have? 10 11. how high can you count without taking your shoes off? 20, i mentally picture my toes 12. what is your favorite DC comics character? pornodude 13. What is your favorite EC comics character? captain porn 14. What is your favorite Marvel comics character? the amazing porno 16. if you could be any sort of cookware what would you be? frying pan 17. Kitchen appliance? kettle 18. Gadget? GPS navitational nautical subjugated variable whatsit 19. what is your favorite piece of silverware? thingy 20. what is your favorite game? thingy 21. did this survey make much sense to you? no 22. Was demosthenes teh roxxors? .........possibly 23. What about pygmalion? ................possibly 24. How about my first survey, 1-10? 3
1. Why on earth did I put together a survey 2. what is your favorite type of pizza? cheese toms' sweetcorn .. and veg basicaly [no meeat] 3. how do you feel about polls? i love the poles [has that joke been don yet-no read the thread] .. 4. How do you feel about Facists? Having met one recently ..i despise them. 5. What about commies? 6. Who is your favorite communist? 7. did you know the easter bunny makes porn now with the original red teletubby? 8. if you could go ANYWHERE where\when would you go? The Moon. 9. favorite subject? 10. how many fingers do you have? 8 11. how high can you count without taking your shoes off? infinity or till i get bored 12. what is your favorite DC comics character? I will be dull and LAZY and say Batman.. though i like a few from the old JLA [but i can't be bothered to think back that far. 13. What is your favorite EC comics character? 14. What is your favorite Marvel comics character? 16. if you could be any sort of cookware what would you be? 17. Kitchen appliance? 18. Gadget? 19. what is your favorite piece of silverware? 20. what is your favorite game? 21. did this survey make much sense to you? Sense YES/ point NO. 22. Was demosthenes teh roxxors? 23. What about pygmalion? 24. How about my first survey, 1-10? 5 [you lose a few for asking the same sort of question but dividing into categories [comics]
1. Why on earth did I put together a survey you tell me 2. what is your favorite type of pizza? anything vegetarian is fine by me 3. how do you feel about polls? don't mind 4. How do you feel about Facists? agressive, deluded, violent 5. What about commies? same for facists 6. Who is your favorite communist? can't think of any 7. did you know the easter bunny makes porn now with the original red teletubby? LOL awesome mental image 8. if you could go ANYWHERE where\when would you go? Ireland 9. favorite subject? whatever I'm obsessed with this week 10. how many fingers do you have? all of them 11. how high can you count without taking your shoes off? at least 100 12. what is your favorite DC comics character? no idea 13. What is your favorite EC comics character? no idea 14. What is your favorite Marvel comics character? human torch 16. if you could be any sort of cookware what would you be? wooden spoon 17. Kitchen appliance? mixer 18. Gadget? Ipod 19. what is your favorite piece of silverware? soup spoon 20. what is your favorite game? twister 21. did this survey make much sense to you? most of it 22. Was demosthenes teh roxxors? huh 23. What about pygmalion? yeah, what about it. 24. How about my first survey, 1-10? hmm not bad ... 7
1. Why on earth did I put together a survey Why did I search the fora pages for a survey to fill out? One never knows these things. 2. what is your favorite type of pizza? Pepperoni. 3. how do you feel about polls? Over-rated. 4. How do you feel about Facists? Over-rated. 5. What about commies? Over-rated. 6. Who is your favorite communist? The young man with the acne who works at the local movie theatere. 7. did you know the easter bunny makes porn now with the original red teletubby? I did. 8. if you could go ANYWHERE where\when would you go? Probably the oval office, Anna Nicole Smith's pantyline, and the shower. 9. favorite subject? In school? History, I guess. 10. how many fingers do you have? Ten. 11. how high can you count without taking your shoes off? Twenty-One 12. what is your favorite DC comics character? Whatever this means, it went over my head. 13. What is your favorite EC comics character? See above. 14. What is your favorite Marvel comics character? Really, I don't fucking like comics. 16. if you could be any sort of cookware what would you be? Spatula. Don't fuck with the spatula. 17. Kitchen appliance? I'm thinking mixer. 18. Gadget? Ice-cream scoop. 19. what is your favorite piece of silverware? Spork. Duh. 20. what is your favorite game? Hop-scotch? Hide-and-go-stalk? 21. did this survey make much sense to you? Yes. 22. Was demosthenes teh roxxors? No, probably not. 23. What about pygmalion? No? 24. How about my first survey, 1-10? Four. And three-fifty-thirds.
