-When I was kid, I used to pee in my grandparents' pool a lot. My grandpa kept a bucket out in the backyard for this express purpose, and he'd always wonder why I never peed in it. I was all like "I dunno!", but really I just let loose when I felt like it. -When I turned 18, the first thing I did was buy a pack of cigarettes. But I didn't even want to smoke, and had only tried it once before. But I did it just 'cause I wanted to feel like an adult. (I didn't buy another pack until 2 years later) They didn't even card me, which made me feel like even more of an adult. -When I was about 14 or 15, a couple of times I surruptitiously borrowed some bras and panties from my mom's dresser (yes, my mom's) and played with them. -Whenever I go to a dentist, they tell me I need to floss more and ask me "So how's the flossing going?" I say, "It's going great!" but the truth is I never floss.
