Three days in the city

I am at the monkey tail internet cafe. its 1.5 for a half hour. i think thats cheap. its my third day. today we rented bikes, bikes are great cuz you get around quick. you get lost faster too. we were lost for awhile.

but first we begiun at the beginning.

day one i am a zombie. no sleep on the plane. i had that annoying little twitch in my leg that just won't go away and you cant move or sit in a way that'll make it stop. finally i bugged out like that guy in the twilight zone movie. if a stewardess had seem me she would have diverted the plane to iceland. finally i settled down.

amsterdam

my first coffeeshop is called greenhouse, near the waterloo plein and the houseboat on the nieuwe keizers gracht. i buy something called great white shark(i think) and the cheapest hash called Maroc. go to the back to roll up a dutch with my green dutches i brought from home. this guy comes in we get to talking for abit. he's from curacoa originally, lives in the biljmer. cool dude. he shows me how he rolls the dutch cone. says its easy, but the way he just twists and licks it in one move shows that he really knows what he's doing and i will need a box of papers before i get to roll even one i imagine. i stick to blunts. we talk about holland and the caribbean, where we both plan to retire. but not together.

next day off to muiden castle. smoke the some of the stuff from the day before on the deck of the boat around 8am with a cup of coffee. its so beautiful in the morning. the colors are rich. muiden castle is small but fun for a quick and easy trip. take a metro or something to amstel station, take the 136 bus. i saw people fishing on the banks of canals. sheep pastures. you walk through a little village, past a marina. you get to see swords and some other shit and then one hour you're done.

go back to greenhouse, get some weed called PP1 and something called Pollen (hash). met with the guy from curacao again. he gave me some blunt papers becuase he didn't think the dutch blunts were any good. he gave me vanilla blunt wraps. i dont think they are very good either. so there. anyway we chilled for abit.

day three, after riding the bikes for six hours or so, we all need a break. i go to a place called, shit, i was just there 15 minutes ago. but i rmemeber i bought holland hope (crumbly and nice) and some red lebanon hash. the place is maybe old amsterdam? right past the blue bridge.

going home now. in a bit i will be sipping a drink on the deck with some more of that good shit.

love,
mafuman

 

soundsfun mafuman, glad your having fun! thats the way to have it.

 

I've just got back from the pub, myself.
Maf, keep it flowing, you star.

 

i have been having a lovely time. people being very nice. weather is fuckin unbelievable! ITS ACTUALLY HOT. or it was.

coffeeshops are funny. everytime i was going i was getting coffee for 1.60 euro and just letting the guy keep the change. cuz thats how myrtje taught us. but today the girl who was working the counter and some dude who looked like shaggy with a pony tail charge me 2 euro even for the same coffee.

we met a guy while eating and the next day, i believe friday he took us on a tour of the jewish quarter of amsterdam, aparently that is the are we are in. interesting.
we did some other stuff but dont remember
today we biked to amstel park on the amstel river, just followed the amsteldyke streeet south. thats where they have a labyrinth made of hedges. i went to febo a couple of times, last time i also got a milkshake, and then i thought i had paid for it, but the guy insisted i didnt and i was like listen i know i gave you one euro, one fifty and two fives, but then the lady said: maybe you put it back in your pocket? and sure enough, i had: there was my one euro etc. i apologized.
they were cool with that.

yesterday i bought kalimist and something called himalaya cream. this should be the best or something cuz its 18 euro a gram. its very sticky but i dont know. at this point i decided to stop rolling hash and weed blunts due to the expense and the fact i wasnt sure it was doing what i was hoping it would do. that night i bought two grams jack harrier. i have run out of my stash of dutch masters. i need more. i buy some nasty blunt wraps but they are nasty.
today - just bought two grams AK47. smoked it in those long rizlas thay like here but no me gusta. need to find more shitty blunt wraps.

tomorrow we go to leiden and then the hague. in leiden the coffee shops dont open until 4pm. armed with this knowledge i will not be disappointed.

 

Yeh, the weather is fantastic all across mid-Europe at the moment
it's been a great day here too, afterall I'm only 50mins away by flight.
Great stuff Maf, has Fedor taken you to the cinema yet.???LOL???

 

almost i leave this place and yet no day has had bad weather. i think i got a tan!

i have found a favourite weed: kali mist.
i think dutch women on bicycles is poetry in motion
i love bicycles.
alot.

i just went to some other coffeeshop i saw from a canal boat. we went for an hour tour yesterday.

my mind is cloudy again becuase i have been smoking nonstop since i got here.

we went to leiden and i got 2g of northern lights shive at coffee and dreams coffee shop.
the next day we tried to go shopping on kalver straat. i bought 2g white widow from abraxas cuz NEMESIS always talking about it. i also bought another 1g of kalimist (this is when i decided it would be my favourite) and a g of some powdery maroc hash.
next day we went on canal cruise with oma and did some bike riding. every morning, i get up make pot of coffee, roll joint, go up deck with cup of coffee. then we eat bfast, then we ride bikes for two hours. then we make plans. last night i picked up a g of k2 at greenhouse cuz the guy said it was stoney and another g of kali mist.
today my brother is with my little girl and i am going to waterloo plein to buy my friend something. then i will hang out with them at the park. the parks here are cool. they must not be able to be sued becuase they make really cool rope structures to climb thru and they still have monkey bars. we went to gaasperplas ( i remember now) they had a rope bridge over a small lake and then a "zip line" you could sit on and ride to the other side of the lake over the water. i hope i am making sense. i smoked up there. it was very cool.
tomorrow we go to artis maybe. i cant find the house where piet hein lived. i believe it was on raapenburger straat and i am very close to it. i found it and rode down it the other day.

be back sat.

 

Talking of Dutch girls on bikes. You gotta love that automated model
on a Dutch bike at the entrance to the Erotic museum. The one where
she peddles along and every revolution a dildo bounces up and down
through the seat where she's sitting. LOL.

As far as White Widow is concerned Maf, I don't always buy the same
old stuff. Like I said before sometimes your lucky with it and sometimes
it's very mediocre, just depends on the crop and coffeeshop, but mostly
you can't go wrong with it. One year it was some of the best smoke I've
ever had from the Greenhouse then the next year it was beyond ''naff''.
But after years of experience, I now know what the best W/W looks
like, but still thats no guarantee either, it just helps to differentiate
from one strain to the other, fingers crossed and hope for the best
most of the time. I thought Northern lights was weak compared to
W/W and Super Silver Haze too was a pleasant smoke but didn't take
me where I wanted it to in comparison. It's all a personal choice

 

Yo Mafuman,

Glad to hear you're having a good time.

LL

 

Wondering when you were gonna show up Stogie!


just got back.

HEy NEM i know the bicycle thing you speak of.

this last trip was exhausting, always doing something, never resting becuase the weather was too beautiful.

the night before last we hit up the casa rosa sex show in the rld. i've been to one only once before, but this one was undoubtfully better. one of the bouncers looked like a sinister and more mentally disturbed Curly from the three stooges. if you decide to go, make sure black something or another and diamond girl are performing. they are very good and actually sexy.

hung out one night at rookerij. that was cooler then i expected.

also heard some poor irish kid got knifed on the heregracht aug 29 i think, right before i got there. in other news, if you are looking for heroin go to the bridge over the nieuwe heregracht and wesperstraat. sad thing is, i think there is a college also there. one day there was a college looking girl sitting in the bridge area, passed out with a rubber hose still tied to her arm and the skin turning all kinds of colors. she woke up maybe five hours later, then within 15 minutes of waking up she was chatting to a dealer.

mafuman

 

hey mafuman, good to hear you had fun.. You were sooo lucky with the weather, cause the summer ended today.. It's raining and it's cold

 

yep, i sure did.

would have been fun if i could have met you guys in amsterdam

jammer he.

 

Welcome back Consolidated.

 

thanx glad to be back

velvet is IP banned so you guys have to live without her I'm afraid..

 

Draconian!

 

no doubt. i have never met a man so afraid of a girl before in my life. i have a feeling we might be dealing with the 40 year old virgin

 

I'm very annoyed by it all, to be honest.

 

Why don't you tell them about our meeting

 

that's right we went and watched that movie with that song 'wat wil je doen'...


whats the name of that movie again?

 

daar is feest in de huis

daar zijn chickies met dubbel d's in de huis

 

Yes, our happy multicultural movie with all amsterdam wankers