mamma told me when i was young

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  1. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    learn to identify a worthless slut then run...
     
  2. happyhippyflower

    happyhippyflower Sucker Punch

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    You are very confrontational. Seems you didn't take the advice that well.

    drumroll please............



    :rolleyes:
     
  3. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    what advice??? hell i see nuthin but words here,, confrontational??

    im so confused..
     
  4. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    people who just wanna use you or infect you are definitely good things to run from
     
  5. Oz!

    Oz! Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    towards them or away from them? never did figure out which way mom meant
     
  6. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i thought this was gonna be a skynard song quote
     
  7. my mother told me all sorts of things when I was young that weren't 100% right..... she's a conservative.......
     
  8. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    my mom calls pacific islanders pineapples. i never knew why.
     
  9. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    my moma used ta say ...he whoever dig da pit , shall fall in it .....
     
  10. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    my mom always told me that if i swallowed my gum, my internal organs would stick together.

    that and that if i swallowed water melon seeds, a watermelon would grow in my stomach.

    best advice i have ever gotten.
     
  11. UrsusKind

    UrsusKind U like Chris Farley?

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    Damn your momma was a smart one!!!!

    I can tell you aint nothin' worse than being like the fith or seventh guy to a worthless slut!!
     
  12. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    i want to talk to a bunch of theese worthless sluts ....i cant believe they are that terrifying
     
  13. Insomniac_devi

    Insomniac_devi Beast Toast

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    My mamma told me to learn how to wrap men around my finger.....guess it kind of ruined her words of wisdom when she found out I was gay.
     
  14. could still be useful for the aquisition of free drinks,

    Hey I'm a guy and from this perspective I'm gonna tell ya, we're fucking stupid....
     
  15. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    oh hell yeah. ;)
     
  16. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    arnt there valuable sluts too ? i know there are worthless women of 'virtue '.....i just wanna talk ta theese sluts , any of em .
     
  17. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    wow... i'm a worthless slut then.
     
  18. how come it's okay for a guy to sleep with 20 women, but if a women sleeps with 5 guys she is a slut?


    that just seems a little bit sexist to me.......
     
  19. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    yeah a guy who sleeps around is sleeping with sluts, didnt' you know? :rolleyes:
     
  20. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    if having sex with a few people made you a slut .....no sluts take their boyfriends out to dinner , on their suggar daddys credit cards and screw the waiter in the bathroom ....there thats slutty .....hell !
     
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