A guy is running down the beach one day, and he sees a woman with no arms or legs, lying in the sand, next to the ocean, crying. He stops to ask the woman why she is so sad. "Why are you crying?", he asks. "I have never been hugged", the woman replies. The man thinks for a second, picks the woman up and hugs her. The next day, the man is running down the beach again, and he sees the same woman, lying there crying. "What is the matter today?", he asks. "I have never been kissed", she replies. The man thinks for a second, picks her up a kisses her. The next day the man is running down the same beach, and sees the same woman, lying in the sand, next to the ocean, crying. The man stops and asks, "What is the matter now?". The woman looks up at him and says, "I have never been fucked". So the man reaches down, picks up the woman, and throws her in the ocean.
How about some happy news? My family should be released from the hospital today, and my son can finally come home. Lets keep our fingers crossed.
