I think if Jesus had died an gone to hell,

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Colours, Sep 9, 2005.

  1. Colours

    Colours Senior Member

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    Christianity would be a whole lot more effective. For me at least. I mean how many people die each day? and jesus is just another. He died, and went to heaven, thats no so horrible. People a lot of times try to guilt trip you into christianity by saying "well jesus GAVE HIS LIFE for you"...but then he achieves erternal salvation right after. I think if Jesus died for me, and suffered eternally in hell for me, i would feel guilty. That would show is true love--that he would suffer eternally for our benefit. But since he died, like everyone dies, and went to heaven, i dont feel all that bad, and i dont feel it was such a sacrafice.
     
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    121 Senior Member

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    Not only did jesus go to heaven but god resurected him again. The whole think was a prank, god knew he was going to resurect him afterwards. I bet their both having a good fucking laugh over it as we type...
     
  3. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    actually, according to tradition jesus spent 3 days in hell whic was acceptable penance for the sins of anyone who was willing to accept his sacrifice.
     
  4. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    How did they know that jesus spent 3 days in hell? Does hell have a signing in book or something?
     
  5. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i dunno. maybe he said so.
     
  6. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Hmmm, theres a lot of holes in the bible. When jesus was resurected he had holes in his palms where the nails went through. When you crucify someone you have to drive the nail through the wrist bone or the person will fall off the cross due to their own body weight. If jesus was in hell then how did he know he was there for 36 hours? Just knowing that 90% of the human popluation believes in a god shows how unevolved we still are as a whole. How can Allah, God and numerous other manifestations create the same planet? Maybe there all in on it together :D
     
  7. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    well, he died on thursday, was dead friday, saturday an rose sunday. i'm not sure if it's exactly 36 hours. but seriously, there's a whole lotta taking people at their word going on.

    i can see the Creators of the Universe Committee convening, with several deities claiming to be the same guy....
     
  8. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    what's wrong with going by different names anyways? I don't use my legal name for every day conversation, but the bank/government uses it. I have a couple different nicknames from different people, why wouldn't god/allah/creator joe have a couple different names
     
  9. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Are you suggesting that all the gods are really one and he's using over 100 identities that confilct with eachover for fun? If thats true then he's a total asshole :D
     
  10. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

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    isnt three days 72 hours?
     
  11. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    I got caught out by a 14 year old (stupid beer...) :confused:
     
  12. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

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    oh god not a 14 year old [​IMG]
     
  13. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    You little monkey ;)
     
  14. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

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    i do not know how to take that [​IMG]. *Leaves random thoughts.*
     
  15. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    I'm just playing with you little dude :)
     
  16. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

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    :eek: that didnt help the situation :D.
     
  17. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    maybe just mischievous. i mean, our huge tradegies probably just look like an ant hill drowned in the rain to frank, all powerful creator.
     
  18. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    :eek:
     
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    121 Senior Member

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    So why would he waste his 'ultra valuable' time making crappy statues cry in Asia? It's like "Wow god, thats so amazing! Thanks for making the gay statue cry milk once a year and ignoring the starving African children!!1!!1"
     
  20. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    maybe he prefers arts & crafts to home ec.
     
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