Dear Dogs and Cats When I say move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way. The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me dosen't help because I fall faster then you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs & cats sleeping. They can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm. My compact didcs are not miniature Frisbees. Fot the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, itis not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using the bathroom for years- canine or feline attendance is not mandatory. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog's or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you. To pacify you, I have posted the following message on our front door. Rules for Non-pet owners who visit and like to complain about our pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. 3. I like my pet better than most people. 4. To you It's an animal. To me he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short hairy, walks on all fours and dosen't speak clearly. 5. Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, and are easier to train. They usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't drink or smoke, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the results. This was sent to me by a friend, it makes me laugh everytime I read it. I hope you can find the humor in it.
I love it as the owner of two sodding....erm, i mean, ... darling cats, i can sympathies with a lotta that letter lol
This is beautiful...I got it as an email from a friend the other day...so very true...I love my furry kids!!
hhaha that's cute. the bathroom thing is funny because my cat will come in when i'm in the shower and walk around and hop up on the edge of the tub, but never ever look up. he keep his eyes on the floro the entire time. it's cute. evry now and then he hops in the tub where the water doesn't hit and just sits there with his eyes looking down at the water.
OMG! I just had an appendectomy and it hurts sooooo bad to laugh but this was hilarious! I have four cats and two dogs! My cats do it all! My dogs think they own our bed! Thanks for the laugh even though it was painful.
Thank You everyone for the great responce, we all luv our furry kids & their outlook on life. If only more people could learn from their furry friends, the world would be a much better place. Who do you really think the higher form of life is, two legs or four. I choose four.
