There is no God because...

if there was a god we would all believe in him

if there was a god people wouldnt believe in a bunch of different gods

if there was a god we would all be rich and happy

if there was a god there would be no such thing as drugs (basing it on the saying that god dont like drugs)

if there was a god things like september 11th wouldnt happen

if there was a god i wouldnt be writing this

if there was a god the world would be totally different

and 1 god cannot appear from nowhere.

 

There is a god... he told me to tell you he hates you.

 

Hah, seriously though, theres no god.

Although anyone who believes in me gets cake.

 

I'm going to make a t-shirt that says,

God is slut, just for me.

 

I'll have carrot cake with cream cheese frosting...YUM!

 

When something good happens... god is beautiful

When something bad happens... god works in 'mysterious' ways (go figure).

 

there is no god, only zuul

 

god's too cool to pay attention to earth anymore

 

god is lost, he took a right when he was supposed to take a left.

 

God is empty, just like me