Haha, Ed's brother is so funny...

Note, I wasn't exactly nice to him considering what I've heard... so, pardon the rather vulgar language at parts. Oh, and just for referance, a phallus cranium is basically a dick head, and one who possesses grotesque aesthetic deficiencies is someone who is horrendiously ugly. Enjoy.

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Lyla says:
hi ed
Ed says:
im not ed asshole
Ed says:
lyla?

Lyla says:
oh, your her brother... fun...
Ed says:
what kind of stupid name is that?
Ed says:
yeah
Ed says:
fucking retard

Lyla says:
i don't know, what kind of a queer asshole ar you?
Ed says:
ar?
Ed says:
you can't even spell right

Lyla says:
as in are... its called a typo
Lyla says:
haha, you are a little bitch
Ed says:
took you long enough to correct it
Ed says:
yeah, i'm a "queer little bitch"
Ed says:
you got me

Lyla says:
i assumed you weren't going to hold it against me like the little phallus cranium you are
Ed says:
now i'm a phallus cranium
Ed says:
you're just one smart cookie aren't you?

Lyla says:
hell yes; you don't even know what that means, i assume
Lyla says:
i suppose so
Ed says:
yeah because that's some dumb slang you came accross on the dumb hipforums

Lyla says:
lmao; your so ignorant that its funny
Ed says:
yeah, it's a real knee slapper

Lyla says:
phallus cranium isn't slang; they are two english words... use a dictionary...
Ed says:
how ofter do you here that?
Ed says:
in insults?

Lyla says:
not often
Ed says:
tell me

Lyla says:
thats the point
Lyla says:
you don't even know what it means, so... lmao at your ignorance
Ed says:
yeah, and i'm not impressed that you take your time to read a dictonary

Lyla says:
you don't even know if its an insult, lol!
Lyla says:
i didnt read a dictionary to learn those terms
Ed says:
im ignorant because i dont know 2 words
Ed says:
yeah....

Lyla says:
i read books and acquired the vocabulary
Ed says:
sure

Lyla says:
ya, that is ignorance...
Ed says:
right...
Ed says:
ya?
Ed says:
how many typos can you make in one fight?

Lyla says:
lmao; ed was right about you
Ed says:
ed?
Ed says:
you mean *****?

Lyla says:
um, yes...
Ed says:
she calls herself ed on the internet!?
Ed says:
hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Lyla says:
no, she uses it as an alias...
Ed says:
she's just as much of a dork as you are

Lyla says:
wow, dork... really nice insult
Ed says:
its better than phallus cranium
Ed says:
dumbass

Lyla says:
HAHAHA!!
Lyla says:
funny
Ed says:
hahahaha you are such a looser

Lyla says:
dumbass is way bellow my insult
Lyla says:
oh really?
Ed says:
yes really

Lyla says:
i'm sure we both know who the loser is here...
Ed says:
yes, you!

Lyla says:
the one who can't spell loser right
Ed says:
i spell it looser where i live!

Lyla says:
lmao

---break in a spray of bullshit...---

Ed says:
fucking spic
Lyla says:
uh, duh?
Lyla says:
lmao
Lyla says:
you fail at life; using a racial slur?
Ed says:
yes

Lyla says:
how intelligent...
Ed says:
how inteligent to say duh

Lyla says:
one who possesses grotesque aesthetic deficiencies...
Ed says:
making fun of retards
Ed says:
http://www.voy.com/195481/

Lyla says:
fuck your url's; come up with something original, bitch
Ed says:
now you tell me to come up with something original?
Ed says:
you get insults from a dictonary

Lyla says:
lmao
Lyla says:
your quite sure of that, aren't you?
Ed says:
well, you did kinda say that
Ed says:
incase you didnt remember

Lyla says:
no, i didnt, lmao
Lyla says:
i do remember
Lyla says:
i told you to go look it up in a dictionary, lmao
Ed says:
you're right
Ed says:
you said from a vocab book
Ed says:
lmfas

Lyla says:
no, i said i gained it from reading books
Ed says:
vocab book!!! wow im impressed
Ed says:
no you didnt

Lyla says:
you just aren't compitent enough to understand basic english...
Lyla says:
go back to 5th grade
Ed says:
who said i passed 5th grade?
Ed says:
you look in a dictonary in an agrument to impress them, pitty
Ed says:
hahahahahahahaha!!

Lyla says:
lmao; dude, you are so moronic it is almost disconcerting
Ed says:
http://www.voy.com/195481/

Lyla says:
fuck your url's
Ed says:
yup, i knew it
Ed says:
to scared to go to them?

Lyla says:
no, i wanna see your smartass come up with an original insult
Ed says:
what have you said that was so original?
Ed says:
tell me

Lyla says:
nothing; language has been around for a long time
Lyla says:
but, i combined two different words in a language
Ed says:
nothing

Lyla says:
thus, forming my own insult...
Ed says:
you tell me to be original but you just atmitted you have NOT said 1 thing original?
Ed says:
your own insult?

Lyla says:
how the fuck can i say something original? i mean an original insult; something you strung together...
Lyla says:
uh, ya... its not like i hear those insults everywhere...
Lyla says:
you even said you don't usually hear them
Ed says:
ok, let me make my own insult, stupid dumb person!

Lyla says:
thus, assuring my originality
Ed says:
yay i put words together and made my own insult!

Lyla says:
haha, fail...
Lyla says:
you sure are dumb for a smartass...
Ed says:
yeah, it's sounds stupid when you did it too
Ed says:
you sure are insucure about living in mexico
Ed says:
secure*

Lyla says:
haha, you're not even worth my time... come back when you learn some stuff
Ed says:
hahahaha
Ed says:
i knew it
Ed says:
if i wasnt worth your time you wouldnt have talked this long

Lyla says:
knew what? that you're an arrogant, aloof teen who has no idea how dumb they really are?
Ed says:
damn, im still impressed
Ed says:
keep using your "own original insults"

Lyla says:
haha, thanks for the laughs, kid
Ed says:
they are very amusing
Lyla says:
peace

Ed says:
hahahahahahahaha!
Ed says:
so what part of mexico do you live in?
Ed says:
peace in mexico?
Ed says:
yaeah right!!!!
Ed says:
yeah*

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Shit, that was funny stuff; I love lowering myself to his level to play devil's advocate. :H

 

wow he is dumb, and proud of being cookie cutter too.......

 

lmao, you're telling me. I was laughing the entire time i was chatting with him, haha! He thought he was actually insulting me, even though he didn't understand how, when or why he was insulted himself.

 

hahaha stupid people....



whats ed's real name?

 

I'd tell you, but, I'd have to kill you...

 

No really

 

lemme at that asswipe. I seriously wanna kick his lil ass

 

HAHA. what a ****

 

Haha, I had to stop arguing with him because I pittied his ignorance. It's no fun unless the person you are ridiculing realizes why and how they are being ridiculed. :H

But, it's funny for some time.

Oh, and... nobody shall hear of Ed's true name.

 

now. what is her name?

i wonder.

 

i know it, but i aint tellin.

 

as do i

 

my runin with him was a bit shorter:

[01:16:47] Life is a qu: how did you do that
[01:17:21] Life is a qu: oh yeah, nvm... I just figured it out
rolleye
[01:20:04] Life is a qu: oh well, bye ed
[01:21:15] Ed: what
[01:21:20] Ed: who are you?
[01:21:36] Ed: and i'm not ed
[01:21:46] Ed: i don't know any ed
[01:21:48] Ed: i know a [insert real name] (yeah, I knew it already)
[01:22:14] Life is a qu: hehe, yeah me too
[01:22:33] Ed: what?
[01:22:36] Ed: who are u?
[01:23:01] Life is a qu: just a dork, that have to go

If it just hadn't been so damn late I would have had fun with him, that sweet confused little kid

 

ahah... I also know ed's real name, the hell if I'm getting my head bit off by telling y'all.

 

LOL

 

I know shelly's real name

 

given neame or real name..... they are different things.....

 

real name

 

I know my real middle and surname, I have yet to discover my real first name

someday I will, and then I'll change the whole thing

 

shelly's called dancing tiger