HAHAHA thats like me saying i got off to the ice cream scoop that they use for my mashed potatoes at school.. HAH peace chicken
I've used candles, huge perminent markers (cap still on), and the handle of an electric toothbrush got used on me by an ex once.
I had a friend who was totally into animal porn and she'd randomly make all sorts of barn noises. Freaked me out. She once told me a pig's thingy (I can never seem to say the male part without giggling unless I'm talking dirty -- I'm such the prude!) rolls up like a fruit roll up or something. Ick.
I've used large sharpie markers, a toy that was originally made for children to play with, bottles, brushes, a frozen corn dog with a condom on it, pens, and I just used one of those freezer sticks that keep drinks cold the other night and probably more that I can't think of this second.. It's not like I go around the house shoving random objects up my pussy though.. As for animals I have gotten off while watching women fuck horses/dogs/whatever.. When I was little I would put the kitten we had under my blanket and let it run up and down my body.. When it would run over my clit it felt good but that's my experience with animals.
I havent been very experimentive. but i think female have more options when it comes to objects, and the animal thing, im definitely not kinky enough for.
