K So I'm too stoned to search

Discussion in 'Paranoid?' started by confessor, Jun 2, 2005.

  1. confessor

    confessor Member

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    How do you guys handle these "Hallo, I donut speaka to much Englishe, but were u buya u dopa?" posts?

    Just wondering, when I get drunk I like to mess with 'em.

    Gotta girl righta now wanna buy somma some stuffa sheea canna getta inna Amsterdam coffeeeshop. What the hell can't you get in Amsterdam?

    I'm in the paranoid section, but I'm trying to get a straight answer. Kinda like asking Dale Gribble where he keeps his phone cassettes. ON THE SHELF IN FRONT OF YOU, Hank!

    I promise, if I ever rat my friends out, you won't be included [​IMG]

    I Love This Place [​IMG]
     
  2. purcolekraze

    purcolekraze Member

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  3. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    The people who post asking for drugs in (supposedly) broken english are most likely pigs rooting around with their big piggy snouts trying to start trouble.
     
  4. MattInVegas

    MattInVegas John Denver Mega-Fan

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    ANYONE asking for illegal things in a PUBLIC forum, is eithe STUPID, or a Law Enforcement employee. That covers DEA, FBI, Secret Service, Police, whoever.
    I stay away from them, or give them shit.
     
  5. confessor

    confessor Member

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    Boy you guys are paranoid [​IMG]

    No I know they would be cops, 'cause stupid people wouldn't be able to type as bad as they do ;) What I was looking for were some good tricks, like if you had a donut shop around the corner tell them to go to that address and ask for the guy who makes the "white powder glaze" or something, I don't know, that's why I was asking.

    Oh well, it hasn't happened in a while anyway. Maybe when it does I'll be stoned enough to think of soemthing funny.

    Ooops, shouldn't have told them I get stoned, now they're probably watching me :D
     
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