goodbye.......

I hope you know i do it to get under some of yall's skin, and Im doing a pretty good job of it, thanx

 

Just a question out of the blue, Ryan....

Had Pressed Rat ever posted a pic of himself? Just curious as to why he would even remotely be interested in your sexual preference? (when we all know you are hetero)? If you were, perchance, "gay", are you someone he may fancy? Just curious....hmmm

 

A couple years ago, Ryan came up to Chicago to see a Phish show with some fat girl from the forums. And, even thought they were all rolling on X, the fat girl didn't want anything to do with him, so he called me. I made the mistake of giving Ryan my cell# - so he called and came to stay at my house. We were drinking and smoking, and at about 3am he asked if he could suck on my dick. I told him that I wasn't gay, but he insisted - he said: "just close your eyes and pretend I'm a girl." So, I closed my eyes and let him have his way. He was OK -nothing great, but OK.

 

omg..that is great..are you serious?

 

Yep Kelly - all 'dis be true

 

well, if you say it..i belive it.

 

um, anywho, about constantine... I hadn't heard him sing before but I caught the end of this week's performance and it was truly awful. I'm sorry, bad song to start with and he did an even worse job than the original singers. Fairly cute though.

 

he's gay

 

Oh no, no, no, no...Ryan is certainly NOT gay...

VERY VERY straight.

As far as Constantine goes, he didn't deserve to go. Sure...he shouldn't have sang a Nickleback song. Sure, he shouldn't make those stupid faces all the time. Sure, he shouldn't kick the camera like a "rock star". BUT, Scotty McFatty and Anthony "the cracked out backstreet boy" were much, MUCH worse this week. I'm pretty sure this show is rigged. Which makes me not want to watch anymore...but, alas, I still will. Strange addiction I have...I must get that checked out.

By the way...Bo did look hot this week. Make fun of me if you will...but a guy with long hair, bellbottoms, dashiki, and those big sexy glasses...I'm sorry but that's just hot.

I shouldn't be bitching about certain people getting kicked off, though...I don't waste my time voting!

 

I remember that!! You called me the next day upset and sickened, told me you were so shit-faced you couldnt stop it from occuring. It's in the past now, YOU'RE OK.