whoa thats really wierd and funny. i knew it was fake but i didnt know you wrote it haha i just read the home page.
Jesus corpse fucking Christ, I knew he was weird but not that weird, I mean, sh-should we call the FBI and t-turn over everything we have on him. I-I-I can't believe I've even c-c-communicated with such an evil f-f-f-f-f-fucking christ d-ducking shit sucking baseball gloving son of a bastard bitch
Red flags went up when he started obsessing over American Idol, but I would have never expected this!
Oh, but Crummy, we know the ORIGINAL story was really about YOU! I saved a copy, right here! Rummy Arrested!