im staying in a lodge in northern wisconsin for work its on a lake, rustic, big ol place empty most of the time but there is a group here now. been doing plant research (seriously, i dont feel like i can say 'plant research' on here without people giggling, LOL). anyways THERE IS A BAT FLYING AROUND IN MY ROOM! but im going to sleep. just wanted to share cause it is cracking me up. its flyin all over and i feel it go past cause it makes a breeze, just don want it to shat on me or bite me while i sleep! peace be w/
my family had a good share of flying things in our house.... we had a bat in our house two different times, one time it was in my parents room, and my mom was screaming like a banshee...... the other time we saw one hanging from the ceiling in our living room...... I also found one on our porch, I was little at the time, still playing with matchbox cars... and I saw it in one of our pillars..... I thought it was a rat with its beady eyes staring back at me.
ive had bats in here on two occasions. once i went to grab my coat and IT WAS SLEEPING INSIDE MY COAT!! when i took the coat off the hook, the damn bat fell to the floor. then after like 2 seconds it started flying around and shit. we eventually coaxed it outside. yeyeyeye
omg, gross. I don't like things that flap around....i'm scared of birds...so a bat? ugh. Especially inside, you are so brave going to sleep...i think i'd run crying from the room. lol, such a ridiculous thing to be scared of, but still, last time there was a bird in my house I couldn't go inside until my flatmate had put it out. eeeeew, i'm getting all panicky just thinking about how i'd deal if i awaoke to find a bat zooming around...
I've had flying mice in my place before. My friend and I got drunk one night and discovered a whole family of bats in my attic. We were running around screaming loudly with towels on our heads trying to chase them out. Eventually they won and stayed living in my attic. I don't live in that house anymore, but they stayed there the whole time I was there.
lol, i don't mind if they keep their distance...they do their thing, i'll do mine. ew, i can't handle if they get too close though, i get so panicked... and yet, i know i'm being ridiculous so while i'm backing away in barely disguised terror i'll be laughing so hard at the same time... it's so silly, but i just can't help it. It's not as bad as some people have it - like i can look at birds in the distance without freaking. I just can't handle touching them, or when they come inside and get all stressed out and flappy...ugh. last time one came into the house i seriously didn't stop shaking for like an hour...good god i'm a dickhead
I just thought of something... kinda still on topic I think it would be a very funny ass thing to get a strip of firecrackers. You know the black cat ones that just make loud pops. These ones but anyway ill take em down to the bike path that runs parallel to the river and have fun. the thing is, theres a shitload of ducks there that are not all that scared of people speeding on bicycles. ill be riding through all the ducks (trying not to run over poopoo) and alot of them moved out of the way, but you get this occasional one that walks TOWARD you looking at you like its defending the rest of the birds. I just usually ride as far away from that bird as fast as possible. I think if i was standing at the top of the embankment and threw some of those firecrackers down in the middle of the birds I wonder how they would react. That sounds like the best thing in the world to do. go down there and watch the ducks and ... Ooh yeah. bring some bread and food and shit for them. that way I can attract more birds to conglomerate there. but i gotta make sure to have a joint. after i feed them all the bread and im done smoking, throw the firecrackers at the ducks, just like the bread. itll be funnier since they wont expect it not to be bread. then ppoopopoopoppopoopopopopoppoppopitty pop and funny shit would ensue. maybe i should videotape it too
