i scalded my mouth with hot butter

BAD BAD BAD!! :$ -beat beat beat-

 

why new mommy...whhhhyyyyy?

 

'cause you pissed yourself!
you're nothing but a little retard
(this kinda stuff makes homocidal maniacs)
NO NO NO
~beats with a WIRE hanger~

 

~licks butter out of mouth~

 

That's kinky.

 

NOOOOOO WIRE HANGERSSS!!!!!!

 

mommy dearest?



I burnt my nose and mouth with a fair amount of capcacin..... I can never spell it right and I'm not even 100% sure that is the word, I was working with peppres and then I didn't wash my hands after (I did before, gimme a break) my nose still hurts.....

 

idunno dude you lost me after mommy dearest

 

mommy dearest beat her daughter with coat hangers.....

 

My mom is the best.

 

i know that.





















AAHAHA OH MY GOD BURBY.
i thought it said you burnt your MOTHER with butter..
ahahaha
i just realised it said mouth..
ahaha

 

wow, that explains a great deal of sine\cosine.....

 

Mark got stabbed with a butter knife.

 

I cut my finger with one of those big saw type meat slicers when I was cutting onions.....

 

cotangent?

 

NOT TANGENT!!!!! TANGENT IS EVIL EVIL EVIL TANGENT




:shaking in the dark: no tangent, no tangent......

 

wow QT...im sorry

 

I once scalded my penis with hot hand lotion.

 

Haha... that's cool. Do it again.