Fuckin Hormonessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh...I get it now.

 

somebody is frequently sexless

 

He has sex. It just involves Joe "Killer" Pulowski, his rectum, and prison cells.

 

Nuh uh. When people ask me, "Sex?", I bubble in the 'M', for, "Man, I'm glad I'm not a stupid grrl cuz grlz liek CokZ LOL".

 

you know you are wrong......but funny

 

You consider this an acomplishment?

 

You're asking that question to someone who considers morning wood a great accomplishment.

 

If you get to consider all the notches johns leave on your bedpost an accomplishment, why would you begrudge me this?

Hookers have no manners.

 

yeah but they give the best head!!!

 

And the best herpes!

 

its what all the tramps in my school do when i get done with them!!! hell yeah

 

They moan after you get done?

They must be really bad at faking it.

 

Well that explains why your mother couldn't teach you any. And stop talking about her, it earned enuff money to keep a roof over your head mister!

 

Wow, I hope I'm not as dumb as you when I'm 26. I cut out the "Your mom" bullshit back in 6th grade, back when Pokemon stopped being cool.

 

What was that like two years ago? Point is: you need this forum and your comp to feel "important" because they kick your ass at school or your parents don't want you or whatever. I'm good in "real life" so this is just a place to play with for me. Grow up.....little boy

 

Five years ago, but I guess you were close. And, believe it or not, I'm pretty popular at school. And, I'm so good at real life that I don't put it in quotes or anything. When I say real life, I'm not talking about "Life: the board game", I'm talking about going outside and meeting up with people and cool stuff like that. You're dumber than I thought you were if you think this is anything but play for me.

And, I need to grow up? Not only are you freaking out over a guy you're afraid to lose but afraid to claim, but you can't own up to whatever criticism users present to you in this thread. I mean, it's cool if you want to play around and bullshit like a middle schooler, but don't expect to be taken seriously if you do.

 

i thinhk this is the funniest most misogynistic thread i've ever read. i can't get within 20 feet of another female when i pms or i'll chew her nose off just to hear her scream. when i pms, i have to meditate and do deep breathing exercises to chill, because hormones going insane is no excuse for being a bitch.

 

you know what i find helps when i'm pms-ing is to tell people, as kindly as possible that i'm not at my most reasonable at the moment, insert sheepish grin here, and they will leave you alone. well, the men will. women will do everything they can to create more drama because secretly they're furious that their lives are not a soap opera or being taped by "Cops."

 

It's not mysogynistic to stereotype and call women drama queens?

Not that I disagree, though.