It doesn't matter if it isn't linear. It doesn't matter if it doesn't make sense. Few of them do anyway. I don't mean just script. Let's have suggestions for cast, location, sound, music, costume, special effects. If this movie is ever made Hip Forumites will win every single Oscar! Loads of scenes of interconnecting stories. No censorship! We want this movie to get banned! Free advertising Who's going to direct it? Who's going to produce it? You decide. You are now a fellow associate of: scorpionpicture presents: The Hip Movie Alright, clear the set, Lights, camera, action:- Oh and don't forget to mention what we're going to eat between takes. And which actor/ess will be screwing who for a role in the next movie... BTW. Jude Law is banned from coming anywhere near the filming. So what's it going to be? Pirates? Spacemen? Arty farty film noire? Why not the whole lot together? Are we using 35mm, or are we going for an amateur approach with 8mm cinefilm? Why not be original? We could use a 35 km film with a camera the size of New Jersey.
Great so far! We've avoided the mainstream. Hollywood's dominion is at its twilight. We're gonna need sponsors, however. Who can we approach? How about being the first movie to be sposnored by a Colombian cartel? I mean it's better than Marlboro! Isn't it?
