I am Captain Foamy! I win at Life!

My screen name is Captain FOamy! I am a new member! I rock the boat! Your not wearing a life jacket! I am the greatest! That means I'm better than you, don't worry though you may still be better than others! Many are lame! I have a comedy website! It is the funniest website in the solar plexus! http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy It will swell your nipples up and make you lactate! Even if your not pregnant or are a dude. Then it will massage your prostate and tell you to ejaculate into a cup. It will pour the contents of that cup on your toast and tell you to get out. You will have no choice but to obey. You will tell your friends. They will also laugh. You will be excepted into a group. You will move up the social latter. You will not reach the summit of sweetness. It is occupied by me. Your mother frequents often. For Sex. Rock your cubes!

New Member Captain Foamy Out
Rock your cubes!

 

Yeah dude, I want some of what your smokin'!!!!!!! Glad to see the self confidence. Love yourself and other's will follow. Good for you. As an older hippie I tend to not enjoy ejaculation jokes much anymore but good luck to ya. Love and Peace, Taz.

 

If you win at life, you are sure to lose on here.

You seem like a chump, so you'll probably fit in.

 

Whats up, I will win at life, I will win here, I will win with your mother, I will win with green eggs, I will win with ham!

Stop riding my wood lames!
Old hippies rock!
keep up the awesomeness!

 

Relax bro! Whats the differance what I do? Did I somehow interfere with your life, it's not like I slapped the dildo out of your ass. Just relax, either go to the site or don't. Quit whining about shit that doesn't concern your well being, and continue to suck!

For all others, rock on!

Foam boat out!

 

Sorry for the inconvienience!