hormonal insanity

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by ihmurria, Aug 12, 2005.

  1. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    ok, my hormones are going crazy. libido's practically out of control. masturbation isn't nearly as satisfying right now as it ought to be.

    so I'm trying to decide whether or not I should call this guy I'm friends with over. I know he's interested in me, but I don't want a date, I just want to fuck. I don't know whether I should call him over or not, or how I could phrase it so it doesn't sound like I'm just using him (which, well, I would be. hrmm)


    aaaarrg I can't decide
     
  2. YellowBellyHippy

    YellowBellyHippy Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    LOL Thats how I was when I was pregnant....I wanted to fuck everyone. But I don't think most of the guys out there were shooting for the 9 month pregnant chick ;)
     
  3. Weeble

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    I'm horny prolly 95% of the time. Most of my friends wonder if I ever stop thinking about sex and have asked me so. One of my male friends is horny as fuck and he says I think about it more then him. I'm not looking forward to hitting my sexual peak at 30.
     
  4. PurpleGel

    PurpleGel Senior Member

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    i'm sure he'll have no problem if you call him over for sex.
     
  5. Jack-a-Roe

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    just tell him the truth leaving no room for expectations of a relationship
     
  6. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    Yep, most guys wouldn't have a problem being used that way... in fact most guys would jump at the chance you'd be giving them.
     
  7. ihmurria

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    lol, good to know. If my hormones are still insane on sunday or monday, I'll give him a ring
     
  8. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    Give him a ring? I thought you just wanted to bump uglies and now you're talkin' marriage?

    Whoa, hold on a minute!

    heehee...
     
  9. ihmurria

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    :p silly person

    I just need to figure out a way to word it where I don't sound like a complete whore or like I'm just using him. i like the guy, but he needs to make some serious changes in his life before I'd consider actually dating him. like stop selling drugs and growing up :p
     
  10. Hacker

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    Tell him you made a bet with a friend on who can get laid first. Ask him if he is up for the cause...

    Or you could just call and say "Be here in ten minutes and you can see what sex with a real woman feels like", then hang up. I will bet you he's there in ten minutes.
     
  11. ihmurria

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    lol, that would be kinda mean. and fun :D Naw, I'll just be honest. No sense in playing games, I hate all that mindgame bullshit that goes on in relationships.
     
  12. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    relationships. This is a booty call... heh... white lies...
     
  13. ihmurria

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    well yes it's a booty call. but I hate the mindgames taht spawn in real relationships, no sense to start out some bootycallin with mind games and lies, hey? just lots of lube and condoms :D :D :D
     
  14. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    yes, and a digital camera... and a strong desire to post picture on this very forum for all your fans...
     
  15. ihmurria

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    ahahahahaa... you crack me up
     
  16. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    Call him up and say something like you're not looking for a relationship but you'd like to get together one night.. That's more than likely what I would say.. Good luck though, and have fun :p
     
  17. Hacker

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    And while you are at it, make half of the board's dreams come true and invite _orgazmik_ over for a threesome...

    : )
     
  18. Aerosolhalos

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    If I were the guy that would be something that'd I think was cool as hell at the time, then be depressed about it for weeks and cite it as one of the many evils of the cosmos or something. But don't listen to me, I'm hella uncool.
     
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