How many men does it take to open a can of beer? It should be already opened by the time she brings it. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evoluntionary things" that allows them to stand nearer the kitchen sink. How do men know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...? How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. If your dog is barking at the back door and your partner is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do as she is asked. I married Miss Right I didn't know her first name was 'Always'. What do you call a woman who has lost 95 % of her inteligence? Divorced. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God or man has rested
HAHAHAHAHAHA funny, but this is just like those things that women post about how awful men are. just stop already, everybody knows that both sexes have many shortcomings and weaknesses
