my first newb salvia trip. 20x extract.

warning: kids, dont try this at home.

well, heres what happened when i smoked it yesterday. this is the transcript of my first salvia trip. ive experimented with skunk before, and did chronic for the first time today. the salvia was 20x extract from Jupiter Cannabis Shop in downtown toronto. the weed was skunk.

i smoked just salvia first, but nothing much happened, i felt very tingly all over and was loosing sensation a little, but i got onto a bed and it just felt like being mildly stoned.
then i tried weed cuaz i got bored of salvia
then i tried more salvia mixed with weed. nothing.
then i tried more weed twice
then i tried one hit of a lot of salvia, and did it the right way. i inhaled all the way in, held it in my lungs.

i remember backing away from the bong, then it blanks out for a moment... then im telling my friends that the trip is coming and not to be scared lol
im weaving forward and backwards, and my friend tells me to sit on the couch which i do.
i slip into the couch and into the land of tetris people made of castles made from tetris bricks made from gleaming colors.

you could tell they were made of castles because they had little flags in the corners, the kind you find at the top of castle roofs.

theres one of these people there, and he's waving at me while he's moving towards me, spinning from his legs like a ferris wheel.

then i find myself trying to calm my thoughts, but they keep cropping up, and i cant stop them.

i find myself at the edge of vision, and its made of melted glass.

im talking to a turbaned man, quite fat. he's talking to me in a language i cant understand, and its being translated by a guy's disembodied voice. the language is made of very strange words and sounds, and consists more of feelings than verbal communication really.

my friends are laughing. im on the couch. i feel like im trashing around, they tell me later i was relatively quite calm, though i said 'fuck', 'shit' and 'woah' a lot, and giggled copiously.

i open my eyes. one of my friends is sitting on the bed opposite me. i think she was lying down actually. shes saying things that make my trip worse/better. im panicking now, and the wall to the left of me is a sky, and we're sitting under the cloudless blue that looms over us, blending into the basement room we're in.

my friend reminds me distinctly of the cat in Through The Looking Glass/Alice in Wonderland.

i know this is a dream, and i can feel my real body sleeping. i try to wake up, but i can't, this world wont let me go. i truly feel like im in a dreamworld, that the earth is a dream thing.

i can sense the edge of the dream. but i cant step over the threshold. here i see the edge of vision again.

fractals are in my mind. people in halls, hundreds of them on the second floor balconies, leaning forwards towards the dance floor, their hands in patterned coordination.

the camera zooms upwards and the hall widens

i see mary jane, blue and green skin like bubbles, transparent. she is naked, a forest nymph with bubble skin, shining, made of the essence of marijuana, that she herself creates and is composed of. they are interconnected. she is happy.

i now know new respect for lady salvia, and i wont abuse her again. i took her as a party drug this time. next time, i'll handle her with more care. she's a cold mistress, but a kind one.

i feel like im rolling around on the couch, and i feel something wet on my right cheek. im freezing cold. i ask one of my friends, 'is it wet here?' she replies 'someone peed'. i panic, 'WTF!' she goes 'im joking' i go 'are you joking?!' she goes 'im joking' again. my friend feels my hands and she tells me theyre like ice.

im slowly waking up, realizing what is 'real,' separating reality from disreality.

slowly, the fractals in my head get milder.

im out of my first trip.

 

cool! sounds like a good experience...i wish you many more happy trips