I decided that I'm the goddess of Neptune.

and that grits are lovely, but nearly as good as cream of wheat and other types of gruel.

 

Ahaha.... I just went to Crystal's Cafe, a couple blocks from my house, with my dad. They have the best okra ever... with lunch special country fried steak or the BBQ plate.

They have coca-cola stuff alllllllll over the place. And funny old men with walkers who hang around all day.

 

I'd like to get my hands on a few old men with walkers.

Gads Whoregay. You should see the okra in me garden. Jaaaaaast Lavely.

 

And I'm the god of Uranus.

Haha, zing.

 

Can i be the master of Pluto ...

Here is a touristic publicity for pluto ...

Chaka khan
chaka khan
visit pluto the boring planet

Anyway will you send some ambassadors to my planet one day ?

 

HAHAHAH SPENNNNNNNNNNNNCER!!!!

I don't think we have ambassadors. That costs money, and Neptune is cheap as hell.

 

eye roole da plahnet of da berrrrrrbees

 

That was creepy as hell, Trevor.

 

Well damn. i was expecting

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Not a sad face. Sheesh. I put a happy face at the end for you! Don't be sad you silly hedgehog.

 

i had a fun time doing that...but if i put a happy face it would rooooin the joke...so yay

 

that was funny

 

Yeah, you are teh god of Uranus like I am teh god of intercourse!1!!1one!1 'Cuz amish mennonite hax0rz totally pwn, mannnn.

 

Oh my god.

 

Grits pwn other types of gruel. :H

 

scientists have suggested that on neptune and uranus that diamonds the size of volkswagons are their planetary equivelant to hail stones......

 

I have an intercourse PA fire department t-shirt hanging around here somewhere......

 

According to the Pennsylvania Driver's Manual, Horse-drawn buggies are recognized as a legitimate vehicle to be driven on all types of local and state roads, and which must abide by the same traffic restrictions as cars and bicylces.

In short... we love our Amish.


I am the Queen of Dirt. Which is not a goddess. Goddesses are born as such, whereas a Queen of Dirt is self-made. So... anyway...

 

I'm the overlord of felines, I've never met a cat who hasn't liked \ listened to me....

 

i love quakers