You might be a drunk if....

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  1. Jonny Rotten

    Jonny Rotten Member

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    Not of course any of this has ever happened (ahem) to me whilst pissed up but..

    You might be a drunk if...

    1.You wake up dressed as a woman and think 'Hey! I look alright!'
    2.You walk into the house saying 'Home honey,I'm high!
    3.You think that beer is the elusive 6th food group
    4.You never need a family reunion as you started drinking in the same bar as your family
    5.Doctors find traces of blood in your alcohol stream
    6.You find yourself in a bus shelter and can't get out
    7.Your bed feels remarkably similar to the tarmac on a car park
     
    Jonny Rotten, Aug 10, 2005
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  3. gulfwinds

    gulfwinds girasoles para los amigos

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    what can i say, it happened, sheeashh...:rolleyes:
     
    gulfwinds, Aug 10, 2005
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  5. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    /AHahha... finally something that doesn't deal with racial stereotyping. :p God, man.... the second one, I've done. "Home mom!1!1, I'm high..."
     
    Orsino2, Aug 10, 2005
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  7. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    What did Shinta do? :eek:
     
    fruit bat, Aug 10, 2005
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  9. lakshen

    lakshen Forn Siðr

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    ahaha, better go on rehab.... that's just sick!
     
    lakshen, Aug 10, 2005
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  11. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    Like he needs rehab.
     
    spooner, Aug 10, 2005
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  13. Orsino2

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    Haha, she didn't even notice. :D
     
    Orsino2, Aug 10, 2005
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