I'm leading...

...you all down the garden path!

 

.... to the gay grotto where the pixies live?

 

yeah...in a trolley I nicked from Sainsburies

 

Oh dear, you'll get in trouble again

 

hey im from lancashire to and ive got an asda trolley lol xiola were abouts in lancashire

 

dont squish the snails

 

Preston

how abut you?

 

I see my thread's turned into the local meet and greet

 

You leave the pixies out of this, or I'll tell Black Francis, and he'll have your elbows off.

 

hey xioal im from great harwood have you heard of it its not that far from preston

 

Hey Xiola, Im from coventry, do you know it!? , only 135 miles from preston


and any more talk of Black Francis on my thread and ill get Trebor Trever to make you choke on one of his Extra strong minty things...

 

hi beautiful ive been sent to coventry a few times lol

 

Yes! I know it

Hey Beautiful_Day, I have been to coventry a few times as it happens...I'm begining to get to know it rather well. We should meet some time?

 

Hell yeah im up for that...

If you fancy staying the night then just to let you know I have a rather large bed, im sure i could fit you in

Couldnt guarantee me keeping my hands to myself though

 

For fuck sake. You guys are sick. Stay the hell away from me. Have you ever heard of the concept of "other people"?! Public forums? Heello?! PUBLIC?!?! Gah

 

Get A Room !!!!!

 

Don't. Get a bunker instead. A Very Very DEEEEeeeeep bunker.

 

Awwww...tis-sweet

 

i used to live in burnley right next door to preston, AND im from coventry, both really awful places, i live in brighton now, fancy a shag???

 

*whispers: (dude, they're already shagging on a regular basis, so, Beautiful day, might not take to kindly to you offering his woman a piece.)

Unless you were asking HIM for a shag, in which case, I'm sure that you guys can all come to some sexy arrangement.