job interviews suck

i think things are stiring up

 

No, that is only your stomach.

 

wow did ya come up with taht on your own....thats a good one

 

as of today i officaly dont have a piss bucket anymore...see i can quit...i told you i could quit anytime i want...i only had to do 6 steps out of the 12 step program

 

i think the young one wants to play lol

 

huh? (bla bla bla post too short)

 

omg i amm soooo prowt of dat jok mab i shood b a comeeden wat do u tink??/

 

and what do you call that... well i guess we all want to get along ....

 

lets hear the jokes

 

Two guys walk into a bar. Bartender says, "How can I help you?" One replies, "Two mugs." Bartenders says, "I can see that. Now what do you want to drink?"

 

step 1, admit that you are a lazy bastard, and that you are powerless over your disgusting habit.

step 2, believe that god can help you find the motivation to get up to go to the bathroom, instead of peeing in a bucket.

step3, turn your lazy, slobby will over to god.

step 4, omg, this was supposed to be a funny post, but it would take me an hour to figure out a way to translate step 4 into a smartass comment about your pissbucket/messy room.

step 5, talk honestly and openly about your laziness to the people on hipforums

step 6, continue to work on your new habits, and remember to seek progress, not perfection...if you piss in the bucket occasionally, dump it out, and start over.


well, hell, that was supposed to be funny, but now that i am reading it, it really isn't. oh, well, sue me. (and willy, j/k m'kay?)

 

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"



The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

 

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"



"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

 

oh, that was horrid.

 

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.



One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."

POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?" The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

 

no i just found an easyer way....but im not gonna tell u what it is so u dont hound me about it every five seconds...
but id have to say that you are very creative

 

haha willy, you know i'm just joking with ya.it WAS a pretty funny admission. so come, on, what are you doing now?

pissing out the window? rofl, i hope the neighbors don't call the cops on you for uh....public exposure.

 

oh my fucking god ...do u have ESP or somthing...
DAMN

 

hahahaha i knew it. damn i'm good.

 

Yes, I have cable.