I don't know why, but I am completely fascinated with this lil' fella... Is he a pimp? a blues man? just some dude who looks oddly like myself on any given Friday night? I don't know why, but he reminds me of myself and some of my favorite hats... What the hell is he supposed to be anyways? Any other guesses?
lol.... you know... i shoulda figured this lil' guy out by now! I feel slightly slow... but at least I just got accepted to the college that's gonna teach me how to blow glass!!! I'll be makin' bongs for everyone!!! I can't believe this... my whole day just went from total shit to utter joy!... Now we just need to make a "blues man" Icon....
Congradulations, bro! That's awesome news. After seeing the first pic in your gallery, I can totally see why the lil' pimp icon is your favorite!
No. He's a pimp-in-training. You get the hat for reaching level 10 pimpery (only achieved by successfully signing on ten whores). You get the feather for achieveing level 20 (signing on thirty whores, and have the kneecaps of at least two other pimps broken for messing with your girls). And you get the cigarrete for getting to level 30 pimpery, the highest pimpery level possible. To reach level thirty you must have forty whores signed on, have broken the kneecaps of at least four other pimps, have cut off the finger of at least one, and have at least two pieces of gold jewelry. Only THEN can you get a cigarrete. Green Pimp Hat: Armor: 10 Durability: 10/10 +2 Pimpery +1 Style Red Pimp Feather: Armor: 0 Durability: 1/1 +5 Pimpery +4 Style Everlasting Pimp Cigarette: Armor: 600 Durability: 4000/4000 +8 Pimpery +7 Style +4 Lung cancer
LOL!!! That shit is awesome! ^ ^ ^ Man, you gotta see my other hats and my vast jewelry collection... That hat in my gallery came from Peru, but I bought it in Germany. I've also got a handmade leather pimp-style hat with a foot long African pheasant feather, sided with dark blue and green cock feathers with a gold buckle on the front. There's another hat that I inherited from my uncle which is felt and comes from Austrailia along with a tight brown leather belt and a pair of crocodile skin boots. There was also a hand-carved ivory cigarette holder that was passed down from my grandfather after he spent some time in Africa during WWII. My unlce kinda ended up with it when my grandfather quit smoking and then I received it when my uncle passed away. As of right now I'm wearing three pieces of gold jewelry and five pieces of sterling silver... Not to mention I got a mutha fuckin' pimp cane that my boy "T" calls the Magic Stick. I carved it last summer out of shear boredom and it kinda ended up looking like a naked chick on the handle... we sprayed it gold, and then I burned "The Magick Stick" in caligraphy on the shaft... I've also got a whole closet at my house devoted to three piece suits, fancy shoes, and retro-style men's fur coats. Somehow, all of this shit has been passed down in my family from various relatives who apparently had pimpological tendancies... Hell, even my mom's dad had a key to the Presidential Suite at the Playboy Mansion... I keep that thing in my wallet, so maybe I'll try takin' a pick of it real quick. Ol' Pop had some mad connections with shit like that, and he's got a collection of every single issue of Playboy magaizine sitting in boxes in my grandmother's garage. Pop's not alive anymore, but I don't get those until my grandmother dies, but she told me about them and asked me to take care of them... talk about a weird conversation... So, I guess I'm already a pimp for the most part, but I'm gonna need to cut off some pimp's finger and bust two more kneecaps. Does shooting someone in their hand count if the shot got lodged in their finger? Man... I should throw on my gear when I get home and show yall my fly ass threads... I never realized what a pimp I really am without even tryin'....damn...
lol...I thought he was just a stoner for a long time,then I happened to see his title. Good going with the school....make us proud
