Epitaphs

or

'She wasn't well known but we didn't like her anyway'

 

Jonny was hear no one was pleasant so he got bored and facked off

 

flor pequena :

DuskBreeze is nice really... just being funny, honest.

 

Its ok Matthew, I know her...... vaguely

 

NaykidApe

We knew him well
Now he's dead
That's the smell

 

OK fine, I won't be doing it tomorrow after all.


(as tribute to my procrastinating)

My personal favourite, that I read somewhere...

Here lies an atheist
All dressed up with no where to go.

 

gone fishin'

or


back in ten!

 

If you can read this tombstone,

You need to stop hanging out in graveyards and get a life.

 

if you can read this you must be standing on me
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so fuck off
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I went to church this morning. Probably nothing odd about that on a Sunday. But my pastor at one point decided to ask us what we thought might be our epitaphs. I think he's been browsing the forums here. Or else he's a member and actually posting on here. So I just want to say Hi to him. I'll have to try and guess who he is.

 

Here lies the Tom
1989-2005

This grave was put here in 2005 and is considered a major tourist attraction. Some of the tourists have thought to have seen his ghost wandering around the local Bong Shack and offering people a good time. It is said that whoever smokes his stash shall experience a psychedelic trip unlike any other.

To your right is his collection of Iron Maiden CDs (his most favorite band in the world) and to your left is his precious Gibson Les Paul Platinum guitar which he named, Leslie. Do not touch or it is said he will rise from his grave and give you the talking-to of your life. And possibly a kick to the groin.

 

Antoine is eaten by worms right here
(1990-2005)