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its a 1/4 to 11 where i am....and i have absolutely nothing to smoke with...no papers...and i cant get any...no piece....and oz of some dank shit....need help any suggestions...

 

You got an apple

 

unbelievably no...

 

every household in the western world has aluminium foil

 

bullshit...i may be 14 dude...but ive looked everywhere...and my parents sell breakfast burritos..and enchiladas during the summer....and i honestly think were out

 

do u have a soda/beer can?

 

i strongly doubt that, look in your frigde there might be something with foil covering it or something.

obviously youve got no aluminium cans around, nor fo you have any in your recycling bin


it appears to me that your family would have a bible............

 

haha..as racist as that sounds...we do...but will the paper stick...if thats what your hinting..

 

racist?


anyway, the paper wont stick perfectly but enough for your joint provided that you roll it neat. just put a tonne of saliva on it. be even get a tiny bit of oil from the kitchen, something light like penut oil, and put a tiny dab along the paper to help it stick, along with your saliva.

 

alright...ill let you know how it works

 

Get a coke can bend the "O" of c"O"ke and poke holes on the "o" and place weed and inhale lol.

 

just remember to treat it gently and it wont fall apart

 

alright...i feel almost sacreligious** for it...but it worked...not quite the zig zag ideal joint...but it worked fine...and thought it felt a little shameful....theres about 5 more on the way...thanks

 

For tearing blank pages out of a book? Its what you do in life that decides what kind of person you are, not what you do to a book. I dont think God, Jesus, or what ever entity you choose to believe in cares if you tear out a few un-used, blank pages in the back of their book. Waste not.

 

well im fucked up...and my lifes shit right now...but Beleg you put a smile on my face...much apreciated thanks...

 

if theres any way to pray, its to write the prayer on your paper and smoke it

native indians would give tobacco a prayer, smoke it, and as they breathed it out, it would be the prayer

 

hahahaha if stonerbill where a deciple

[bill 4;20]
The material this bible is made from makes some good rolling papers when you run out.

 

ill tell u one thing not to roll a joint with newspaper omg i was caughing soooooooooooooooooo hard it was my first nice joint also like i threw up and everything

 

bill(4,21)
and god spoke to them, 'write you prayers on the pages of this book, and smoke it'
and the men of the herb did so and it was good.

 

Call up a friend with papers/pipe and share.
Don't heat alum. and inhale the fumes.