here's something random that made me smile, which i really needed!!! http://places2.jump-around.com/closest/ just put in your post code, and it finds rude/amusing place names near you yay simple humor!!!
Hehehehe Upperthong (map) 5.1 miles Dick Slack (map) 9.0 miles Penistone (map) 10.6 miles Hole Bottom (map) 12.7 miles Pisser Clough (map) 15.8 miles Shafton Two Gates (map) 16.4 miles Camp Town (map) 17.8 miles Ramsbottom (map) 22.0 miles Shatton Moor (map) 22.3 miles
i got roughly the same as claire... Shafton Two Gates (map) 9.5 miles Camp Town (map) 14.1 miles Penistone (map) 19.0 miles Fartown (map) 20.2 miles Upperthong (map) 22.7 miles Beaver Dyke (map) 24.4 miles Dicken-Dyke (map) 26.7 miles Dick Slack (map) 30.2 miles Shatton Moor (map) 31.4 miles Hole Bottom (map) 32.5 miles
We could do a hipforum tour of the rude bits!! Here's mine....interesting how some are similar to previous entries (no pun intended ) Zig-zag hill? Am I missing something here?!?
Rear Wood (map) 5.6 miles Thong (map) 16.4 miles Pratt's Bottom (map) 18.6 miles Titsey Park (map) 19.9 miles Lower Dicker (map) 23.0 miles Upper Dicker (map) 23.0 miles Pett Bottom (map) 25.5 miles Crapham Down (map) 30.2 miles Loose Bottom (map) 30.9 miles Hooker's Farm (map) 31.8 miles i win, enough said !!!
Cock Pond (map) 12.5 miles Mincing Lane (map) 16.6 miles Titsey Park (map) 18.1 miles Knob Hill (map) 18.8 miles Pratt's Bottom (map) 21.2 miles Balls Cross (map) 24.9 miles Tyttenhanger (map) 26.1 miles Herbert's Hole (map) 26.7 miles Hooker's Farm (map) 28.2 miles Titty Hill (map) 29.2 miles
i wonder...if we visited these places in a certain order we could...plotting it on a map as we go...maybe it would draw out some hilarious shape to go with the names... it'd probably just be porn tho...
Dicken-Dyke (map) 10.1 miles Beaver Dyke (map) 11.9 miles Cock Bush Hall Farm (map) 19.3 miles Camp Town (map) 20.2 miles Cum Hag Wood (map) 24.4 miles Crackpot (map) 25.8 miles Bitchagreen (map) 27.7 miles Fanny Barks (map) 28.9 miles Cock Heads (map) 31.2 miles Pisser Clough (map) 32.9 miles I believe I win, actually. Plus, when i first met Josie and Power_13 we found a street called something like Butt Lane or something, which made Power laugh a ridiculous amount I seem to recall. I'm definitely up for a forums trip to some of these places
i think it was me actually... we walked past it about 5 times and i laughed every time... hehehehe...butt lane...i want to go find that again...i bet i can't...
you both had to spoil my story didn't you by pointing out how terrible my memory is! hmph Yes, i think it is Butts Court, and as for finding, I know exactly where it is, I found it again the other night when I was out in leeds, made me crack up (heh heh no pun intended). If I remember correctly, we passed it 5 times because some people were incapable of finding a bank which lead to us walking around in circles for hours!
I told you both a million times, it's up here and to the left! Who'd have thought that, if we'd left the bus station through the other exit, we'd have found a bank in about two minutes
Clitheroe (map) 14.9 miles Big End (map) 17.9 miles Buttock (map) 18.0 miles Ramsbottom (map) 19.4 miles Cocklick End (map) 19.7 miles Nob End (map) 22.7 miles Pisser Clough (map) 25.8 miles Hole Bottom (map) 26.8 miles Gaping Gill (map) 27.3 miles Menlove Gardens (map) 30.1 miles Hmmm, I lose it seems
I was at school with a couple of exiled Kuwaiti lads in 1990-91. They burst out laughing when I used the phrase "zig-zag" once, apparently it's Kuwaiti slang for "penis". Uh, don't know if that helps at all!
Cock Pond (map) 16.3 miles Mincing Lane (map) 19.7 miles Herbert's Hole (map) 21.6 miles Pishill (map) 23.0 miles Knob Hill (map) 23.2 miles Tyttenhanger (map) 24.3 miles Titsey Park (map) 24.5 miles Balls Cross (map) 26.9 miles Pratt's Bottom (map) 27.1 miles Titty Hill (map) 29.5 miles hehehehe theres allso good old Cockfosters and Bellsize park on the northern line in lodnond And Devils Dyke near brighton
haha this is perfect..me and my friend jay sit around and come up with words like that... I dont know if anyone likes/knows Chris Morris but he does stuff like that with words.... what we do is put 2 words together to make a funny word like "piss-crisps" or we say something like "Mr Fletchers spicy arse-seeds" anyways....this IS a randomness forum so excuse my shitty taste in humour
Ive been to loads of these places before an i never noticed how foul my local area is Cock Clarks 3.3 miles Gay Bowers 4.4 miles Dancing Dicks 5.3 miles Fingringhoe 13.7 miles Fishpits 16.4 miles Thong 25.3 miles Minges 26.6 miles Bummers Hill 31.3 miles Cocks Green 32.0 miles Nasty 32.8 miles
Butthole lane was the only one I knew of, as it was the lane I used to go down if I was cycling to and from College, made me laugh when I first looked at a map and saw what it was called Butthole Lane (map) 2.0 miles Cottagers (map) 5.9 miles Willey (map) 22.7 miles Foul End (map) 23.5 miles Hole in the Wall (map) 24.0 miles Jughole wood (map) 28.0 miles Dirty Gutter (map) 35.8 miles Butt Mound (map) 36.3 miles Bishops Itchington (map) 40.1 miles Titty Ho (map) 42.4 miles
