Which cheeky sods been giving me reputation points

Just been playing about with my screen thing found 11

carry on like this and I'll start thinking you gits like me!!!!!

 

i'll be your friend.

 

[font=&quot]Jonny Rotten is a wide-eyed loner on the gates of oblivion
Be told!

ps.you seem cool dude

pps.its getting worse some got two more flaming points
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I don't understand wtf are you talking about!

*kisses Jonny Rotten and Sam*

 

i gave 1 at the penis tax thread.

 

There is penis tax thread?

 

yeah dat was one of mine

 

I didn't see it... Wtf is penis tax, anyway?

 

look for the thread, it titled, 'capital gains'


s'quite amusing

 

Gordon Brown announced yesterday that VAT would definitely apply to the penis because it provides a service.

The way the tax would apply was difficult to decide. This was due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in a hole. On top of that it has two dependants and they are both nuts.

Effective from June 1st 2005, a penis will be taxed according to size

3-5" NUISANCE TAX

5-8" PRIVILEGE TAX

8-10" POLE TAX

10-12" LUXURY TAX

NB. Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. (BUT PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION)

The British tax association is still awaiting clarification on a number of questions on this new tax, including:

ARE THERE PENALTIES FOR EARLY WITHDRAWALS?

WHAT IF ONE'S PENIS IS SELF-EMPLOYED?

DO MULTIPLE PARTNERS COUNT AS A CORPORATION?

ARE CONDOMS DEDUCTIBLE AS WORK CLOTHES?

 

I want to be a cheeky sod!! *gives J.Rotten rep*

 

i dont like whoring myself out for rep points (hint hint)

 

Too be honest im too drunk to care

 

thats cool then

 

To be honest man I was playing with profile ect just seeing what the site had to offer
and I came across it I expected it to be -30 or someting and folk had given me points when all I do is fall out with folk

weird eh?

 

if you stand out a touch, rep comes in.

 

heehee thanks man I think I may stand out a touch

thats just me

 

If you stand out and touch yourself, you don't need rep.

 

yer man you get fucking arrested haha

 

You can be whatever you want to be man