I just got hired at the Shell station, hoorah! well, that is if I can actually pass the drug test....
ahh youll pass,, then get put on night shift an die in a armed robbery,, err,, sorry damn premonitionss.. :&
you gotta pass a drug test before working at shell? thats dumb. I never taken a drug test in my life.. and the customers are gonna be on more drugs than you can imagine,.
what the hell is with all these drug tests at work people are talking about? I've never been tested for drugs at work in 3 full years. weirdos. I got a new job today too Shoe Warehouse, yeehaw. I start on saturday, that'll be nice.
drink lots of water, take a shot of vinager every day. I smoke on average a 1/2 ounce a week and I pissed clean after three days after doing this. If you have any doubts you can buy a home drug test kit from walgreens or other pharmacies. Apple cidar vinager is better tasting than regular.
Okie dokie, I'll do that. I drank about 8oz of pickle juice already...not really sure if it'll help, but one of my friends said it would, so I tried it. And yes, I do hate people already, but at least I get to work alone.
a typical day at the Chevron: Stupid tourist: Can I have...oh I don't know...15..no!..20...no..I mean 15 dollars gas please!!!!! Me:What pump are you on maam? Her: What!?! Me: What pump, what's the pump #? Her: It's the one out there!!! Me: All the pumps are out there maam, which car is yours? Her: What!?! Me: Which car are you driving? Her: Oh I don't know it's a rental!!!! Me: Could you just point? Her: What!?! Me: Just point at your car maam. Her: It's the one out there!!!! (points to the sky). Me: You have a flying car maam? Her: What!?! (multiply this by infinity).
I got yelled at today for not saluting an officer. That's what annoys me most about my job. You have to pay strangers respect just because they probably kiss more ass than you.
That's one nice thing about this job, you only have to take so much shit. Last week a guy came in, gave me a dirty look, brought a bottle of water up to the counter; Me: Is that all? Him: *looks at me like I'm an idiot* Me: Ok *takes money, gives change* thanks. Him: grumble grumble... Me: Oh, you're welcome. Him: *stops in his tracts, turns around and yells* "What!?! What the fucks you're problem! Giving me shit because I didn't say thanks to you!?! I'm the cusomer! You say thanks to me!!!! Me: *laughs* I'm not giving you shit for not saying thanks, I'm giving you shit because you're a fuckin' weirdo. He left.
