I've seen a peach that looked like it had a penis. It was in the grocery store, I wonder if it's still there
.......every year in thiland they have a festival of fruit that looks like genitalia..... both sides of the fence....... some is remarkably convincing, and I've seen much, much more deformed fruit than that.....
I was thinking a saturn peach that had been wounded early in the season and regrew it's second hemisphere at an angle....... but that's just me I guess......