Soon to be drug tested

Alright, this aint no big thing I hope...

Been unemployed for a bit, now I'm having an interview at the same company that my father works for.

I did just take a 2 week break from smoking, but the last couple daze I had blazed it up real good. But I am prepared for the drug screening.

Tools to beat the drug test:
1 - Case of 24oz Bottled Water to be consumed as much as possible every day.
1 - Gallon Cranberry Juice
1 - Ready Clean detox drink in my glove box
5 - Six Packs of Ready Clean Detox Pre-Clense Pills, to be taken every day until I'm tested.


Think I'll pass?

 

I dunno much about testing, but I'd say leave the pills out, and the detox drink. It would suck if it ended up fucking up the test because I think they count it as a failed test if it fucks up or somethin' like that...I dunno though.

 

I've had many friends that have to take monthly tests for their Parole Officers that swear by these products.


I ain't worried.

 

Dont know how good the drinks work but I do know that the night B4 your test.Set the alarm for every hour and get up and drink a good couple glasses of water.Piss and drink as much as you can leading up to leaving for the test.Drink on the way.When you piss all that will be in your urine will be water.I heard the first piss in the morning is the stongest cause your body has broke down all the stuff while you sleep and in the morning....well you piss it away.Just make sure you keep the system busy the night B4.Good luck...Worked for me.

 

i thought that if ur piss is too diluted then u have to hair test... true?

 

well, i heard cranberry juice works......

but the other ideas sound okay..so does all that work?????? cuz my friend has a drug test commin up for her job and she wants 2 know. haha plus i smoked her out yesterday and said i wud help her so she can pass it haha.

 

I've been drug tested many a time for work...I even passed a drug test 30 minutes after smoking lol...Just dont risk it...NO MORE SMOKING till after the test...As far as the drinks go, i dont "swear by them" but i've never failed a drug test after using them...(Ive taken maybe 8 drug tests) Good luck bro/sis...whatever lol

 

No hair test are extremely expensive and they wont bother.

 

if you drink a lot of coffee, your metabolism will increase and you will also pee tonnes more. ive seen heaps of these threads but i never thought to add that suggestion lol

 

particularly good for weed though caus caffiene gets you to burn more of the fats and oils that thc would probably linger in. caffiene is of course used as a cheap weight-loss drug.

 

The problem is, THC is stored in fat cells all over the body...Increasing ur metabolism may work if the drug test is known to be weeks away...Cranberry juice does nothing to speed up the process...I believe the best bet for an upcoming test is one of those "detox" drinks or pills...They dont really cleanse u of toxins...They prevent the body from burning fat for a limited time...Drink one, then drink tons of water. U urinate as many times as possible before the test to flush ur bladder and any urine being produced which is tainted with THC...Once all the THC piss is gone, ur body temporarily does not metabolize fat, therefore anymore urine produced for the next 3-6 hours will not containt traces of THC...Contrary to popular belief, there would be nothing in the drink that causes ur urine to be suspicious...Its not cloudy and it's not "too diluted"...I mean think about it...If u arent a pot smoker and u just happened to drink a lot of water that day, u think they'd give u a positive or inconclusive test result just because of that? They are testing for the presence of THC metabolites...Nothing more, nothing less. So as long as it's not there and your urine is recieved at or near body temperature, ur good to go.


PS...Cranberry juice, vinegar, etc.....Sorry bub...doesnt work. Unless ur lucky and ur body just happened to put out no detectable trace of THC metabolites...

 

Let's not forget here vibe, I think results will vary depending on how frequent you smoked. A person who's been toking every day for the past 10 years [ ] will have to wait longer for the shit to exit the system than someone who smoked only for a few months.

 

all cranberry juice does is make you have to go pee more often, same with coffee. Does nothing to remove thc. And all water does is temperarely flush out the thc, so all the water you need to drink is the morning of the test, about 8 glasses. Eat lots of fiber that is important, that speeds up the removal of thc, i forgot why, i just read something about it though. piss once or twice before your test, i dont know what else to say

 

the increased metabolism of coffee is not like some overall 'regular coffee drinkers have higher metabolisms'.

when the caffiene is in your body, your body simply starts working faster. the point of all detox programs is to flush your system. any system flush is made faster by a faster metabolism, so any tecfhnique you use will also be enhanced by faster heart rate and higher excretion rate of sweats and urine and faecies and everythin

 

yea cranberry juice is a diuretic, doesnt do much, and what they test is the creatine level in your urine, thats what makes it yellow, and when you drink to much water you just piss out water, no creatine. thats how they know.

detox drinks give you vitamin B, to make your piss yellow, and creatine, to make it look like theres something there, then it tells you to drink a lot, so you dont piss out any other creatine, it also says one other thing 'refrain from physical activity'

when you excercise the THC stored in your fat cells is released into your blood stream and it goes through everything till you then piss it out, so good things to do is EXCERSISE a LOT. SWEAT TOO!

i do hear the pills work but they test for the pills.

 

Actually, one of the safest times to smoke is right before the test. The THC hasn't matabolized into your piss yet, and it wont show up on the test. It really depends on your metabolism, I guess.

 

Oh...I forgot to mention it was an oral saliva test...


And yeah...Success does depend on how often u smoke...It's a big factor...

And I wouldnt excercise much leading up to the test...Ur body's gonna burn fat and put the tainted fat into ur urine...

 

Well I have still yet to have my test.... so I'll be keeping this posted...

I'm going with taking these preclense pills every night to keep that going for me so at the drop of a dime I'm ready.

I was a very very heavy smoker, 3-4 times a day... in various quantities... at least a bowl each time though.

I'm like 150lbs 6'1 and I work out frequently, havn't smoked for a week... would've been three weeks... but one of the bands I'm recording in my studio insisted I smoked... and I did cuz I love my mary!


But anyway, I don't think I have much to worry about, but I wanted to give everyone a detailed story about how I beat a drug test so they can try the same.

 

dont worry really.. u have taken more then enough precautions.. piss tests fail, they are mainly a scare tactic... hair is wat is almost 100% accurate, but it is very expensive

 

Good luck!