Well this is certainly not going as well as I had hoped.

There is a forum for this type of topic.

 

yeah, but its funny cause most of them dont post it in there which is cause they are trying to start something, ya know..
all i gotta say is this poster would make Kirk Cameron proud! maybe hes one of his recruits or something...okay im done now..

 

If the OP wishes to save himself some serious heartbreak.....

....then he should take to heart one of the prime messages in his religion, which is that God's will will be done.

That he is irrelevant in terms of the message taking root. All he can do is shine his light without regard to who it illuminates or who is in darkness.

 

Did Jesus say we couldn't watch porn??

 

i thought jesus created porn...and to him, i say thank you...

 

cant you have a random thought about religion? random thoughts is a free for all

 

I like porn...

 

Does my sig pic fuck up the page? My computer's all weird and shit so I can't really tell...

 

I wonder if Jesus could kill superman? I mean he was the son of god, but mostly he just did parlor tricks.

Superman on the other hand, was pretty strong, but for the most part, he just fought ordinary people. Sounds kinda like a wimp too. Cept in superman two, but he just took their powers away using that machine.

Spiderman wins.

 

Ash wins Damnit.

 

Porn is for circus monkeys and chicks with dicks.

 

Hard to argue with that. Jesus is a zombie, and you know how Bruce Campbell feels about the undead.

 

I haven't seen that one yet? Is it on DVD?

 

i really liked the moose though

the moose was great

 

where is anitporn
i was waiting for more of his awesome god-fearing, bible-thumping FURY

 

What exactly had you hoped for?

 

did you know that that the books of paul that did not make it into the bible adviced people to stop haveing sex, because the end was at hand,? this from j.c's buddy. would it make any diference to you if did (could) know that?
sorry bud but i find it hard to trust goverments. even when they write books and call them the only way to heaven