Top Reasons for being British

Arrr the good-old days of the Empire
Bring em back that's what I say
You could go out and not lock your door
Bobby on every street corner
Ricketts
Poverty
Working 18 hours a day for a crust of bread
(wait I think the last two still apply)

 

jumpers for goalposts! the death penalty! casual racism!

ah them were the days

 

an idiot prime minister?

 

The top reasons for being French did not have such insulting comments, guys....

Brit and proud

 

Could be worse
Hitler ,Stalin ,Bush or even

Thatcher(sorry that Blair in drag)

 

can you imagine a thread about the top reasons to be american lasting very long over all the flaming that would occur?

didn't think so.

 

You should do one it would be fun

 

Nah, I'm not really into the whole nationalism thing. Moronic, if you ask me...

 

space hoppers.............marbles( lost a few of them over the years)..........kiss me quick hats.............inflatable hammers ..............holidays in blackpool ......................toffee apples........ah to be a brit.

 

now what are those great british cuss words?oh i shall make another post about that

Anyway, the original reasons are weak.

BUt here's one. the people=much nicer than States-men.

 

1) Spankings from Matron (a great line )
2) Fruit Pastilles
3) Lemonade (you Americans have no clue what I'm talking about)
4) Rock music that is part art school part music
5) That whole Jennings/Harry Potter/Grace Brothers gravitas people keep trying to copy
6) Norton, BSA, Triumph
7) Shakespeare (if it wasn't for him there would be no West Side Story)
8) The English language, the beautiful mutt that it is
9) Football! (Once again the Americans are wondering what I'm talking about)
10) Clotted cream!

 

Yeh, patrionism sucks. Burn the union jack!

 

The best reason would have to be British men.

 

Good strong answer
curious have you ever meet a chav?

 

The spirit of Brave Heart still lives on

Freedom!!!From the English!reet noow!!

 

Englands one of my favorite states.

 

agreed

 

yeh we're coming down for a raid soon, watch out for hte naked claimor weilding clansmen.

 

Braveheart. Just another aristocratic twat wanting freedom for his own bourgousie.