Top Reasons for being British

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Jonny Rotten, Aug 1, 2005.

  1. Jonny Rotten

    Jonny Rotten Member

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    Going along with National threads I thought I would find ten good reasons to be British.

    1. We are unique.

    2. Say no to Euro

    3. Fish and Chips

    4. British Girls

    5. Big Ben

    6. We are called great

    7. The Queen

    8. We won Germany 3-nil

    9. Old and interesting towns

    10. thatched roofs

    11. nice accents

    12. etc. etc.

    any more suggestions
     
  2. led zppelilin fan

    led zppelilin fan read this and die!!!

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    germany kicks ass man heres the part where u call me a nazi even though the only thing u know about me is that i like ewoks
     
  3. below utopia

    below utopia Baby did a bad thing

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    i wanna see one about jews :H
     
  4. Jonny Rotten

    Jonny Rotten Member

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    Communist!!!!
     
  5. sara_rose

    sara_rose Ice Queen

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    oh the accent.. so HOT!!!
     
  6. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    7 the queen..............freddy mercury and chaps..........yes we will we will rock you.......................i want to ride my bicycle............dont stop me now .............yes johnnygod save the queen............and all who sails in her.
     
  7. Nathan11

    Nathan11 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Top reason for being British
    1. Being BORN there.
     
  8. led zppelilin fan

    led zppelilin fan read this and die!!!

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    hehheeh im a comunis cus i like germany
     
  9. NikkiLou6387

    NikkiLou6387 ~peace~

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    thats THE BEST reason right there
     
  10. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    egg and chips............
     
  11. sara_rose

    sara_rose Ice Queen

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    egg and chips?
    no fish?
     
  12. **Haze**

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    I think the best reason for being British is that you were born that way:confused:
    :D Weird...
     
  13. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    delicious egg and chips with 3 rounds of bread and butter and a mug of tea ..........ah those were the days .......poor mans scran but we had real butter for tea.............but lovely jubbley. thatchers britain.........lo and behold .
     
  14. led zppelilin fan

    led zppelilin fan read this and die!!!

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    if i think of food im gunna puke but tea does sound good
     
  15. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    and a biccy..............think i"m starting to get the munchies.
     
  16. Jonny Rotten

    Jonny Rotten Member

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    No because you like ewoks
     
  17. buxillafion

    buxillafion secretary of pizza

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    oh my godd

    don't show me that :(:D














    what is it? :eek:
     
  18. Sage-Phoenix

    Sage-Phoenix Imagine

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    It's a biscuit, sweet baked confection. Known across the water as a cookie. :)

    Yeah being born there is my only real reason, the rest is just a few extra details and softens the blow of the downsides.
    Still am coming over all patrotic. It's not so bad a country really, all things considered.

    * Our language has taken over the world!
    * Oh and our swear words are the best.
    * Our sense of humor is unique, excellent and admired. Hence all the great comedies.
    * As a rule people mind their own business
    * Humility in sporting defeats (God knows we need it) which just makes victory all the sweeter.
    * The sense of being diverse yet united.
    * We're close enough to Europe for the benefits, but far enough away to do our own thing. Speaking of which ...
    * Haven't been invaded or lost a war for hundreds of years (though Iraq is looking a little dodgy)
    * We can win admiration of the rest of the world with next to no effort.
    * Chavs, you either are one, or have huge fun taking the piss out of them.
    * The weather, such a useful conversation staple and source of suprise.
    * Humor thing again; world's greatest sense of irony. Seriously which other country declares a drought when it's pissing down with rain.
    (America does irony too, but that's by accident due to it's inherent stupidity. So doesn't really count)
     
  19. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

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    eh britain sucks..
     
  20. scoundrel

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    Wimbledon, cricket, strawberries and cream, spankings from matron, institutionalised buggery at boarding schools and oh the choirboys! ...I've just come.:&
     

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