Top Ten Reasons for being Italian

1. Have an-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes

2. Be unembarrassed to wear fur.
3. No need to worry about tax returns
4. Have a glorious military history... well, till about 400 a.d.
5. Always wear sunglasses inside at night
6. lots of Political stability
7. Very flexible working hours
8. Get to live near the Pope
9. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair
10. Country run by Sicilian murderers

Anyone else got any good reasons to be Italian?

 

wtf

 

It's all about the food.

 

and armpit hair dont forget the armpit hair

 

Italians invented armpit hair.

 

i dont have armpit hair... hmmm

 

weird

 

"We also know how to cook meatballs, sing opera and make love" - Golden Girls.



I shave my armpit hair, thanks

 

italy sounds fun

 

To be honest thats possibly not a bad thing
Although if your bald as well it might be ........mmmmmmmmm