Haha, you guys know parents see right through that shit? They know what's going on, they aren't that dense.
its not about the excuses. its all about confidence and acting normal. if any of my family members catch me with red eyes i look straight into their eyes and tell them its not. strange as it may sound it works for me.
Yea or more commonly in my case, sart slurring/mixxingup/etc. your words and then there's not mch you can say
I act too normal adn say way too fucking much. like: "Yeah, how your day? thats good, whats for dinner? oh yeah? Anything interesting hapening tonight? yeah? ok thats good...." or i slur a word....
last time i Came home Blazed.. my dad was like "wow.. and hour and a half to pick up a movie" and I was like " yah man...they ended up being closed so i went and Smoked pot instead.." then he went "ha ha silly hippie.. Do listen to your records"... lol So i kinda don't hide behind anything.. llol
usually mine is somthing along the lines of " uhhhhh...i dunno...haha " my whole family knows i smoke so i dont even bother lying about it...they hate liars more then pot smokers...my dads gf pisses me off though cuz ill come back from a day of smoking and fishing with my brother in law and she'll be looking at me then she says somthing about it , i just wanna be like " bitch mind your own fuckin bisnuisse " I usually just say im dehydrated or " sun warped " cuz my body doesnt handle heat to well, beside her no on else really says anything about it
well they nevr had accused me of being stoned but ontime i was making food and i guess i was saying shit that didnt make sense and my dad was making food next to me and was like whats wwrong w/ u and i was like nothin...
"what are you talking about? My eye's aren't read." That's my best excuse, just deny deny deny. Make 'em question their own sanity.
Haha, my friend had been caught drinking so he decided to stop smoking for awhile as well. He went downstairs to get a box to put all his smoking shit it and walked past his mom, when she asked what he was using the box for he answered, im getting a bunch of drawing pencils. If thats not the worst lie on the spot then i dont know what is.
lol i always use the contact one.. wat i do is i where old ones alot so i always have somewhat red eyes... and if i come home and they are really red and my parents are suspicious i just take out the contacts and put in some eye drops which makes them considerably less red.. still red but compared to b4 they are good
i have contact lenses so i could play the "i put them in the wrong way round" card. my family knows i smoke weed, but whenever i'm in a friends parents car (if they give me a lift) i just try not to talk to them. but they try to be polite and ask how the film was and what we did, in my head i have to plan out every word and i have to try to remember how to pronounciate (spelling???) it.
Yah, i dont wear contacts but luckily my eyes dont really get red, or you can only tell if you get really close and look at them.
