An open letter to those who accuse me of close-mindedness

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by antiporn, Aug 1, 2005.

  1. antiporn

    antiporn Member

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    When I agreed to follow the direction of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and take His message of divine justice to the unsaved of this wretched world I had no idea the kinds of mockery and rebellion and outright refusal to obey the Voice of the Lord I would be met with by sinners who are so intent on diving headfirst into HELL that they will stop at nothing to defeat God's message (as if!) but I admit I was no more prepared for the types of pornographers and sodomites and liberal Democrats than were Moses or Jonah or John the Baptist and so I can only thank the Lord God who sent me on this holy mission for putting me into such good company of whom I mean of course Moses and Jonah and John the Baptist and not these wicked sin-supping perverts whom I have been sent to save by delivering to them the Gospel of Truth which is the Truth that they will all BURN IN HELL if they do not heed the message God has given to me to deliver to them. Amen.

    Unfortunately for me the mission field God has given me is that of the Internet and so I have for your edification continued posting the Words of the Lord delivered through me and the unmitigated rejection of His message.
     
  2. Colours

    Colours Senior Member

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    then get off your lazy ass and go mission where it counts
     
  3. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    of the beauty of God's creation that God reveals through pornography.


    Lol.. I thank the Lord God for God's sense of humor in creating rabid jokers such as yourself...

    You're like a little declawed kitty hissing at a lion. Cute little bugger.

    I hope to see you around.

    With love, humor, and grace,

    Amintor Zastoff (Of FLynn's Place the old BBS User Flynn ran at 867-6718)
     
  4. Clover

    Clover Member

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    You are kidding, right? :confused:
     
  5. Cerberus

    Cerberus Member

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    Lol. How do these people even manage to sign up for these forums :confused:
     
  6. POPthree13

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    They will know we are Christians by our love. :)
     
  7. antiporn

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    I must submit to you the FACT that I have never had an erection as this would clearly constitute lust of the flesh (1 John 2:16) on my part which is a sin I am not about to commit.


    Perhaps my intentions have been misunderstood as my wish was never to entertain but to show you all and indeed the masses of pornography-spewing fornicating baby-killing liberal Democrats that as God is my witness He sent His Son to this depraved earth to be born of a virgin so that His perfect Son could grow up and come to me in a dream and direct me to lead these sinning masses away from the playground of Lucifer and into the Light of His Word which he has given to me to post, so that all who believe and receive this one and only Truth might escape the FIRES OF EVERLASTING HELL and join me in Heaven with God who is clearly a Male along with the ten thousand angels who are all of course females. Amen.

    Sorry for the misunderstanding. Amen.
     
  8. antiporn

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    Dear brother I pray for you that you may find peace with God through faith in the supreme sacrifice of His Only Begotten Son. Oh and you're welcome although I don't understand what is so funny about the possibility that you may very well end up in the everlasting and fiery HELL.
     
  9. HippyLandscaper

    HippyLandscaper learning a new way

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    What are you talking about? You lost me. Oh, and sorry about your impotence.
     
  10. antiporn

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    Perhaps there has been some misunderstandings.

    Perhaps you were under the impression that you could live whatever lifestyle tickles your fancy and still escape those sizzling fires and if that is the case I would invite you to put down the selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitors and the pro-abortion propaganda and turn off the Will & Grace rerun marathon and go get saved instead. Amen!

    My apologies for any misunderstandings.
     
  11. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    anyone else reasize this is spam, plain and simple, and the humour doesnt deserve our time and effort
     
  12. HugMePlease

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    I'm watching Will & Grace right now! Karen said Grace's boobs were small and Jack insulted Wills clothes, then Will insulted Jacks masculinity. I like how every episode is so different.

    Actually it's the one where the IRS gets on Jacks back about his taxes("Don't they know by now I don't pay taxes? They don't handle rejection well, do they?", "I'm so over Uncle Sam, I want nothing to do with older men").

    Karen has nice boobs.

     
  13. Clover

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    Hey, there is nothing wrong with having an erection, but if you think it is a sin or something, that's ok. But please, don't tell me I'll go to hell just because I think differently!
    Besides, how can you be sooo sure you know the Truth???
     
  14. antiporn

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    God wrote ONLY ONE BIBLE and that the only reason the devil would want to write all of these modern per-versions is so that adulterers and sodomites and liberal Democrats can pretend to be Christians while teaching our children it is okay to read Bibles that claim God is a woman and go to churches that teach them that anal sex is okay as long as you wear a condom. Amen. This is a sick sick nation and God will not heal our land until we are all on our knees with our heads bowed and our eyes closed reading the King James version of the Holy Bible which is God's one and only and FINAL Word. Amen.
     
  15. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    «deleted cause i refuse to take part in spam»
     
  16. Clover

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    OK, let me see if I understand correctly... Because I believe masturbation is not a sin I'm going to hell, right? Who am I hurting by doing it?

    And if I were married and wanted to try anal sex with my husband would that be a sin too?

    Don't you think it is mentally unhealthy to deny every sexual aspect of the human nature? Don't you think you might be just a little bit obsessed with this subject? Don't you think there are more important things to resolve before worrying about sexual stuff? Wouldn't it be better to preach about love and tolerance instead?
     
  17. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    well that explains alot.. you know they have pills that can help ya these days..
     
  18. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    god wrote the bible? since when? is his picture on the back cover?
    the bible was written by men trying to explain the world they knew nothing about.. today we have things called schools which teach us things..look into one
     
  19. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    i think he wants to abolish porn simoply cause he can't get it up.... he hates himself for being so abnormal.. but most likely its a medical condition thats treatable.. but maybe his misguided concept of sin holds him back from getting it treated..ahhh i bet headymoe or hippyvixen or floyd wuldn't mind tryin to cure ya..
     
  20. steffan

    steffan puffin

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    Dude, Saying I'm right and the majoraty of the world is wrong defines closed mindedness.
     

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