The Official Drug test thread

Discussion in 'Busted!' started by Jesus the Jedi, Jul 27, 2005.

  1. Jesus the Jedi

    Jesus the Jedi Senior Member

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    Have any of you been tested? what method? Time to discuss all the myths people have come up with to get by the work of the devil, hell i have a few stories myself.

    A few months ago my mom told me she was drug testing me the next day as a follow up on one i failed in school, she wanted to clear my record. I recently had come across a good amount of money and went to GNC for a detox and picked up some cough syrup look alike detox drink. me and my friends read the directions, VERY well, but it wasnt till after i drank it we noticed the fine print

    'begins working after 1 hour and lasts up to 6 hours'

    that when i knew i was fucked, i ended up smoking that night hahaha.

    but there is no way to beat the test, you cant dilute, niacin and detox doesnt work, the only way i can think of is excersise.

    you guys have any miracle stories?
     
  2. Beleg

    Beleg Member

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    Na, not me. I don't honestly give a shit if my school knows I smoke weed. There isn't shit they can do about it. Oooo, tell my parents? They smoke too!
     
  3. Spastic_Monkey

    Spastic_Monkey Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    If you fail two tests(I think, it might be three) at my school they send you to a rehabilitation clinic. I'm not completely sure how they do that without getting your parents consent...but I think they can...
     
  4. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    i failed a piss test at work a couple of weeks ago and am waiting to be discharged from the navy. The only reason i failed because i usually clean out before hand. But this time i didnt care. Water and sweating works i dont care what anybody says. I know theres a few on here who deny the fact.
     
  5. Beleg

    Beleg Member

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    Wow...that sucks. What are the tests for? Sports?
     
  6. Spastic_Monkey

    Spastic_Monkey Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    They can test you for any extra-curricular activities, theatre, debate, whatever they choose to. It really blows.
     
  7. Jesus the Jedi

    Jesus the Jedi Senior Member

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    when me and my friends got busted they called the school and school suspended us for 5 days, it would have been 10 but we agreed to go to this place called Peer Services, which started out as an interview, then 2 3hour group sessions, which they would then evaluate you and say what you need, we were all recommended for 6-8 weeks of group sessions and we had to come up with 12 straight clean piss tests, if we fuck one up we start over again, luckily i got out of that :)
     
  8. Beleg

    Beleg Member

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    What the hell? You chose to go though complete bullshit for 8 weeks over missing school for an extra 5 days?! The fuck?
     
  9. ihavenoideawhatsgoin

    ihavenoideawhatsgoin Banned

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    ^^^^ yeah no kidding. That's dumb as hell. lol
     
  10. Jesus the Jedi

    Jesus the Jedi Senior Member

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    they told us itd just be a simple interview, which turned out to be crazy shit, and it wasnt really my choice, i AM in highschool, i got those things called parents.
     
  11. jakesanders

    jakesanders Senior Member

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    plus while suspended, atleast at my shcool, any homework test or quiz given while ur suspended is an automatic 0. more days of school missed for suspension, more 0s, worse grades, etc etc.
     
  12. PeaceLoveAndMaryJane

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    That's harsh man, at my school you get to go pick up your work if you're suspended...I think...come to think of it I don't think they really make a point of suspending people, they just put us in OCS(On Campus Suspension)
     
  13. jakesanders

    jakesanders Senior Member

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    I've only heard of a few kids being suspended, so it is mildly rare at my school as well.
     
  14. DejaVoo

    DejaVoo stardust

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    man , i hate drug tests, and i dotn think id ever wanna take one! theyre so stupid. i mean who CARES?! my parents wwanted to give me a drug test...but did you know even IF your a minor, YOU have to consent too? finnaly, a "right". haha. and i think its lame for school to test you...i didnt noe they could do that. who the fuck do they think they are? they're just SCHOOL! haha. same with stupid jobs too.

    oh yeah, and bein suspended is cool..its like u can be 'absent' but theres actauly an 'excuse' for it!

    p.s - school sucks. its really sad...they act like 'dictators' or some shit. its so controlling! like in school, you dont learn much, besides learn how to 'listen' to people and 'follow' rules. pssshh.
     
  15. Jesus the Jedi

    Jesus the Jedi Senior Member

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    yea but cmon, if you dont censent to the drug test i think your parents will get an idea..


    also at the beginning of the year when you sign all those forms, and you dont read them, somewhere it talks about that drug test thing, teachers have the right to literally walk into the class your in, take you out, and make you piss in a cup.
     
  16. DejaVoo

    DejaVoo stardust

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    yeah, i noe i was going to still consent, because i dont want them to be supscious...cuz they were only testing me for 'harder' drugs, not weed, since they already know i do it. the only other drugs i had taken recently was valium and klonopins, but i dont tihnk those show up, but anyways, they forgot about the drug test :)

    man, i remeber all those papers u had to fill out for school..but i never read em cuz its like fucking..15 pages or whatever. wow i didnt even know they could do that! psssh. at least i already droped out of school haha.
     
  17. Beleg

    Beleg Member

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    So would the school, which is why you dont consent. Piss those fucking administrators off as much as possible. If they don't have hard evidence that you smoked pot, they are powerless.

    Even if they do force a drug test on you, they can't do jack shit about it here. The most they can do is tell my parents and kick me off after school shit like sports.

    Drugs are my anti-sports.
     
  18. Jesus the Jedi

    Jesus the Jedi Senior Member

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    i do gymnastics (only reason im really in school) so yeah thats one problem, and my parents are giant scrotums when it comes to me and drugs.
     
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