Ten great things about the French.

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Jonny Rotten, Jul 29, 2005.

  1. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    The food is just weird sometimes. When I was in Paris, I tried a hot dog et fromage (yeah, I can only remember the French for the cheese, je ne parlez pas en Francais). The hot dog was served cold, with the melted cheese solidified and a garlic sausage in it. Takes a bit of getting used to, I guess.

    What's the deal with the parks too? I went into a park/art museum type thing in Paris, and there were rats all over. I mean loads, probably more rats than tourists. Is this where they get the hot dog meat? :eek:
     
  2. lakshen

    lakshen Forn Siưr

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    The french resisted the germans because they're fucking big... But yet they lost...!?

    Napoleon(s), yeah great strategist(s)... Just made a wrong move and was brutally crushed...

    The medieval franch knight and nobles were pigs and dumb fucks (soory to say so)

    The french _men_ are stuck-up, I only liked the anarchists (yeh, they have them too)...

    They think it's cool riding a scooter, wich is okay... in some way

    But oh my fucking god, it's so easy to score in france (I'm not saying they're looser, but hey you're looking at an expert :D hehe)... The girls are great

    Viva la france!!!
     
  3. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    French Toast
     
  4. Ganja_Goo_Ninja

    Ganja_Goo_Ninja the penis mightier

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    French Toast was invented in America by a man named Joseph French.

    First made at a roadside tavern not far from the city of Albany in 1724, there are few dishes more truly American than the breakfast favorite known as "French toast". So American is the dish that very few can understand why it is not called "American toast", "Albany Toast" or even "New York State toast".
     
  5. greenpeople

    greenpeople Member

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    i had a great time in france more than once!! french boys are charming and they say hello with three sweet little kisses........aaaaah i should really plan my next trip to france! :D
     
  6. *Ewan*

    *Ewan* Member

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    paris commune
    good football team
    good food
    good at going on strike
     
  7. SpliffVortex

    SpliffVortex Senior Member

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    [​IMG] after this not much from the french.
     
  8. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

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    french did not invent french fries.
     
  9. *Ewan*

    *Ewan* Member

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    thats a good thing, chips are nicer!
     
  10. IbizaSunset

    IbizaSunset Member

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    I'm a French guy living in Belgium (Belgium). The French are pretty good people but it's true they are arrogant, snob (especially the Parisians) and the French police is the worst. Man, police is everywhere in France, always stopping you to search you!
     
  11. tell that to a cook who spends the first two years of his apprenticeship learning how to cut potatoes......


    that's why jaque pepin kicks so much ass.....
     
  12. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    People keep bleating about the French being arrogant and yadi yah yah...snore, boring.


    its part of there charm you whores :D

    France and the French rock

    Even if they do rank below Italians....the northern kind...
     
  13. Direct RF

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    They all stink, the moslems are half of the population in a few years, they die if Paris Temperature goes above 80 F . French army rifles are never fired .
     
  14. Direct RF

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    No such thing as french rock. Below some african tribes in africa.
     

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