How to pick a stoner out of a crowd

alot of ppl are against weed, so be careful when telling ppl u do...

 

just be mellow, laid back, dont give a shit and dont worry, dont be early for your classes, be like hey mann, whats happenin? haha smile at people a lot, i mean thats just my natural ways, most of the time. wear like, grateful dead shirts if u listen to them, have like band shirts, long shaggy not really combed hair, glass blown beads, and have like 420 written on ur binder. uh... i think u'll find the stoners man, they ar epretty easy to find. were are u moving too? have fun finding new friends. its all great fun. haha. but do u really smoke? cuz that would be weird if u didnt and u acted like someone u wernt ya know? but yea haha stay cool

 

I was listing my advice in a sarcastic manner....

EXACTLY... you will just KNOW if someone smokes weed or not... the way they act, their actions, their anything... you should just know, and if you dont pick up on it, then he/she obviously isnt a stoner huh?

You are an idiot... I never heard that it was illegal to ASK someone if they smoke pot...

Screw them then. If they are against it, then thats obviously the person your not looking for then eh? Lol. Its basicly automaticly filtering who you want.

Hope this cleared some shit up...

 

yeah, cmon man , if you know how the "stoner-you" acts, then just look for people who act that way or whatever. i mean not everyone who smokes has the long shaggy hair and crap...thats just the basic sterotype. i know people who are all into the 'hip hop' style and they smoke. lol. so , i mean, ALOT of people smoke, so the chances are pretty good that some random person does smoke. i mean just make friends, and be like 'hey man, where can ya get any weed around here?' (if yer new, right daddio?) and if you make friends, and you find out they dont smoke, just show them your 'world'.

 

"smile at them ...... if they smile back they are prolly stoners, or fancy ya, so it's all good....."

haha theres a lotta wisdom in what you said



dude sir tokes alot, why you callin someone an idiot. in my honest opinion, going around and asking people if they smoke marijuana isn't a great idea. your belief may differ but i doubt dude is an idiot for thinking that way

after all, it is illegal and if people know that you do illegal shit, or think that you do, they have the ability to cause harm, as the laws are pretty strict throughout most of the u.s.

 

Thats profiling!
And the second worst thing about profiling is it is usually useless!

Most of the time I look like either a preppy or blue-collar jock, yet I am most certainly a serious stoner.

 

Damn.. things sound complicated where you people live.. stoner, no stoner.. when do you qualify as a stoner anyway? When you have smoked a few times.. or at least once a week.. once a day? When you get all wet when you see '4:20'?

Oof.. too much work..

 

next time im at a restraunt im gonna ask every single person there wether months old or 92y/o if they're stoned... i mean they're eating food right?

 

everyone in my area who tokes is a hardcore stoner. they smoke at least three times a day and are always glazed over.

 

just go chill at the place where everyone smokes weed at your school ( at mine its behind the arena) ask people there where you can get some weed, i started a new school and it wasn't too hard too figure out who was a stoner or not. peace.

 

Ok, did I say go around asking random people, or the first person you see walking down the side walk, if they smoke weed? ...What I mean is, if you know someone close enough where you are looking to see if they are into smoking weed, then they are close enough to you to just come out and ask...plain and simple.

So dont ask the wrong people... and the people that you could get in trouble with if you ask them, will obviously be openly non-smokers anyways...

 

"so now ure getting into stereotypes . . . My advice: Long Hair, Hemp Necklaces, Beads, Body Art, etc..." =D

 

dude so many people are stoners, how about pick a sober person out of a crowd

i usually look for tie dye, dreads, red red eyes, and i sniff them for pot

 

It'd be kind of awkward to just walk up to random people and smell them...I'm sure they wouldn't appreciate it...

 

do you sniff random strangers often?

 

No

 

i do, sometimes

 

only when i can get away with it though like walking out of a movie theatre or something

 

I smell my ex's hair sometimes...but that's about it...