What's the WORST film of all time?

Discussion in 'Movies' started by White Scorpion, Nov 24, 2004.

  1. taxrefund90

    taxrefund90 Member

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    5th Element- Possibly the worst movie ever
     
  2. ThePsilocybeVibe

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    The Black Knight with Martin Lawrence....That movie sucked so much ass...
     
  3. TheLizardQueen

    TheLizardQueen horny for knowledge

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    Wild Wild West sucked donkey balls
     
  4. Trickster

    Trickster Misfit

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  5. Hippie Hater

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    joHNSON faMILY vacation
    Pootie Tang
    1941
    Troy
    Any Hippie Movie
     
  6. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    and we have an idiot..hello idiot want a hash cake
     
  7. ThePsilocybeVibe

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    He's a closet hippie-lover...Hi there, closet hippie-lover....
     
  8. ThePsilocybeVibe

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    How bout The Next Karate Kid? haha
     
  9. bitter_pill

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    Coyote Ugly, hands down.
     
  10. candy

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    8 mile...
     
  11. ThePsilocybeVibe

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    Lionheart hahahaa....Jean-Claude Van Damme is an idiot with his flying split kick...
     
  12. Ganja_Goo_Ninja

    Ganja_Goo_Ninja the penis mightier

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    LOL! As a child I used to love Blood Sport, or Blood Fist.. or whatever the hell it was. But you're right! All of his "fight scenes" are always the exact same -- at least the final fight scenes. First he gets his ass kicked, than he gets pissed, gets his ass kicked some more, fights back and WHAMO! Flying spinning split kick thingie and roll them credits.
     
  13. ThePsilocybeVibe

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    Haha....Dude..I grew up watching Bloodsport!!! Thats probably the only van damme move ill watch...It's so corny but the Kumite fight scenes are funny...OKAY USA!!!!
     
  14. dedhead95

    dedhead95 The Wizard of Rhythm

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    c'mon, 1941 is one of the best films ever
     
  15. Ole_Goat

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    1941 was Ok. It tried too hard to get the laughs. Over the top special effects for a comedy. John Belushi was the best thing going in the film, wasn't enough of him.
     
  16. ThePsilocybeVibe

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    Surf Ninjas!!!
     
  17. sniffmagikmarkrs

    sniffmagikmarkrs Senior Member

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    the hot chick
     
  18. Trickster

    Trickster Misfit

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    What about Van Damme's Legionaire? What a load of crap.
     
  19. Ganja_Goo_Ninja

    Ganja_Goo_Ninja the penis mightier

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    LoL @ Trickster, so true!

    To be honest, I can't believe directors and producers are even still interested in making movies with Van Damme. The guy has played the same role, basically, in every fricken movie he's ever done :) You'd think after playing the same part since the early 80's he'd learn a thing or two about acting.

    ALSO!

    Some more that really stunk:

    - Alone in the Dark
    - House of the Dead

    Both where by Uwe Boll -- he seems to like taking video games and turning them into really bad movies. His next project is Blood Rayne.
     
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    What about Manos: Hands of Fate (the non-Mystery Science Theater version)?

    Don't forget the Matrix 3. Ugh! Talk about wrecking a wonderful franchise. Now the first Matrix doesn't even seem as good.
     

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