Just a story.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by purcolekraze, Jun 28, 2004.

  1. purcolekraze

    purcolekraze Member

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    Some girl at my work always leaves on her breaks to go smoke. Today she asked me if I wanted to drink. I was hesitant but I said yes. She put at least 4 shots of vodka into my siraha mist (sp). I took a couple sips then decided to save it for when I got home. I was hoping my brother would pick me up but my mom did. I had to throw it away so I wouldn't get in trouble. I was mad because I was gonna drink it 2night and be drunk by myself. Right now I am hoping that not drinking that alcohol tonight will lead to good karma and help me find some shrooms.
     
  2. Cirrhosis

    Cirrhosis Banned

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    You can't get drunk off of a little bit of vodka and Sierra Mist. Sorry.


    Idiot.
     
  3. 4_Leaf_Clover

    4_Leaf_Clover I Love

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    keep that mindset.
     
  4. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

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    At 15, if they were 4 decent shots of vodka they very well might. Why would you throw it out over your mom... both are clear liquids. She'd have no way of knowing. Specially since sierra mist is in a green bottle. I cant picture 4 shots getting into a sierra mist though.
     
  5. OSF

    OSF SeƱor ******

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    what ......... a boring .......... story.


    "Hey man I got some booze but then I had to throw it out cause my mom came."
     
  6. Sunnie

    Sunnie Jes-Jes

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    HaHaHa.
    Come back when you have real stories.
     
  7. EuphoricBallah

    EuphoricBallah Member

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    haha that was so funny.
    :D
     
  8. purcolekraze

    purcolekraze Member

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    Yes I am a very light weight when it comes to drinking.


    For hte rest of you. I was also very perinoid because I recently got suspeneded for drinking at school adn I had to go to court. I know it was a bad decision.
    Oh yeah and the alcohol was in a work cup. If you didn't like the story then you assholes didn't have to reply. Oh yeah and just a story doesn't mean the same thing as an exciting story.
     
  9. Friend

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    If someone puts in a picture of a nude tit, I'll read the post - otherwise forget it...
     
  10. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Sure, you'll read it, but what will you remember most? The nude tit.
     
  11. Friend

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    Daisy - I hope we can always still be friends but I would like to see one of your tits and masturbate thinking of it. I hope you don't think less of me - I just have this thing about tits - they are very healthy for me. In fact I would one day like to have a 954 triple z tits of silicone made and sent to me. Won't fit in the house? No prob! I'll put it on a land and just build around it.
     
  12. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Feel free to wank in my honour. I just want to watch you play in those giant silicone tits. Maybe you could get some to use like bean bag chairs?
     
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