How to pick a stoner out of a crowd

Whats some of the main characteristics on someone thats walkin down th street and right away ur like, whoa that guy smokes.

 

Tiedyes, dreads, big whiff of pot (LOL), uhhhh red eyes, etc.

 

Usually long hair. Most stoners around here wear shirts with pot leafs on 'em, so that's a dead giveaway...but yeah, pretty much the only people who have long hair in my town are the stoners, except the skater punks, and they're pretty cool too...but not as cool as stoners.

 

Hemp anything is usually a dead giveaway

 

They are smoking pot.

 

red eyes, food in his/her hand or mouth, avoid eye contact, not in a hurry to get any where...

 

smile at them ...... if they smile back they are prolly stoners, or fancy ya, so it's all good.....

 

tiedye, rasta anything, bob marley shirts, glazed eyes, etc.

 

not all stoners in a crowd got red eyes... u usually only get red eyes when ure stoned... and not all stoners are stoned 24/7.. so now ure getting into stereotypes...

My advice: Long Hair, Hemp Necklaces, Beads, Body Art, etc...

Why go looking for clues? Stop bein a pussy and just ask em if they cheef or not... theres ure answer...

 

I'm not lookin for clues I'm just lookin for things that show people ur a stoner cuz I want to get some clothes and shit before I start school so I can make friends with all the stoners. New schools are a bitch.

 

Let your hair grow long and 420 shirt could help.

 

blah, all the clothing shit and stuff with hair doesn't matter. You just see it, because he/she will have the vibe around them. You can just feel whether he or see smokes or not.

If you do things regulary it becomes a life style and that brings a field of energy and little details or sublte body language things with it. Like when you're a dancer, people can tell you are, especially if you're one yourself, just becuase you see this little things. If someones an artist, you can pick it out too. Just watching people

Sometime I see busniss man walking around and I think :"whahah, he's gonna smoke some ") And I'm usually right

 

everything you listed is a stereotype too...

 

They might boot him from school for the shirt though, one of my friends had a shirt that said Joint Custody and had the two people like the ones that are on the bathroom signs with their hands on a pot leaf and they said either he could turn it inside out or they would call his parents and he could go home.

 

Not a very wise thing to do considering its illegal.

 

Look for people that are very calm and peaceful.
thats the most stoners.

 

It's not illegal to ask if someone smokes DUDE

You can't judge people by what they smoke. I look/act NOTHING like you would think a "stoner" does. Other than the red eyes and goofy smile on my face, that is...

 

hollow eyes, bob marley shirt, rhasta hat, dreads , goofy smile

 

Theres a few jock sorta kids in my school who wear hemp but they dont smoke weed they jsut think its cool but they do do steroids

 

Asking if someone smokes might backfire though, because first, he may not want to just tell a random stranger that he smokes illegal substances, and second, it may get around, due to this odd behavior (asking strangers if they smoke) that you're a narc.

Best thing to do? It's stereotypical, but still. Get a marley shirt, some hemp jewelery, and maybe let your hair grow out (if it isn't already). Other than that, just try to be friendly with everyone (no reason for ALL your friends to be stoners, can't have too many friends), but especially those that look like they smoke. I'm sure you'll find people in no time.