the dog farted

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Kharakov, Jul 29, 2005.

  1. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    My god, this room smells terrible. I would have known if I farted, I can tell it's the dog. WTF.. Dog's tryin' to kill me. looking up at me all innocent like. Right. I don't know what you are doing.

    Stinky little son of a bitch..
     
  2. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    hahahahahaha
     
  3. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    probably due for a crap..
     
  4. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    no, it was you. stop lying.
     
  5. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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  6. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Dog just pooped in the neighbors yard 2 houses away. Which is great, cuz they deserve it- I normally pick up all the dog poop, but this one neighbor let's their dog poop everywhere except their yard... I was so happy when Cody pooped in their yard because A) I didn't have to pick it up and B) they deserve it.
     
  7. Spastic_Monkey

    Spastic_Monkey Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    My cat farts alot...but now it has to stay outside :( I almost miss it, I don't miss it's farts, but I miss it laying next to me in bed and purring...:(
     
  8. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    hope it's not a chihuahua...
     
  9. Jesus the Jedi

    Jesus the Jedi Senior Member

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    tape laundry sheets to its ass, that way itll smell good when he decides to let one rip.
     
  10. batmannu

    batmannu banned

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    im so glad im not a dog or cat.. :D tho farts after bein drinking beer a loooooot.. SMELLS SOOOOO DISGUSTING.. the worse they smell, the more they make me laugh.. :D
     
  11. hiro

    hiro pursue it

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    Your sig is interesting.
     
  12. batmannu

    batmannu banned

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    omg, do i have a fan ? :p Kidding pal ;)
     
  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    when a dog rips ass its almost as deadly as the gas chamber, infact, im sure if they switched out the two gases, no one would tell..

    my dog would always leave the room when he farted...the room would have to be evacuated for atleast 3-6 hours, depending on the toxicity..
     
  14. batmannu

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    LOL ... POOR DOGS :D I mean POOR ALL THE OTHERS :D
     
  15. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    ya know my dogs are the rankest smelling animals in the world in that regard. It's quite embarassing when somone comes over ): and they're like yeah right it's the dogs.
     
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