whats the difference (WARNING: racist joke ahead)

between a jew and a canoe???



































well, the canoe will eventually tip

*bada boom*

 

I knew it had something to do with the word "tip"

 

I don't get it. Care to explain to a poor little blind orphan who doesn't have English as native language?

(Okay the blind orphan thing was a lie but it might evoke your conscience).

 

That's it, I am calling the ADL.

 

You stole that from carlos mencia.....Give it back

 

boooo

get off the stage

 

ohhhh that was rich....

got i have so many racist jokes... sorry but i gotta say one....

whats the most confusing holiday for black people





fathers day


(Sorry had to say it!)

 

ha!

 

chuckles..

 

haha.. gotta love stuff like that.. there was a thread about racists jokes a while ago.. had this great joke, I suck at telling jokes but ah well:

How do you know your house has just been burgaled by a Chinese thief?











Not only is your money gone, but also is your kids homework done, your computer reinstalled.. plus he's still trying to back his car out of the driveway..



Teehee.. someone not too lazy to find the original thread? Had great stuff..

 

What happened to the African American woman who had an abortion?









Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!



.

 

haha, I gotta show this to Nick's mom...

 

Since we're on the topic of racist jokes..


How do you starve an African American male?









Hide his food stamps in his work boots.

 

*trying to resist urge!!!*

ok,
why do black men have such huge cocks?




































so they can swing from tree too tree

 

what is it with this "African American" expression... why don't we say "black", we say "white"... and I don't see what racist about calling someone with black skin "black" - in other languages it's correct...

same thing with calling cleaning women (or men) "surface technician" or whatever... it's so stupid!!

in France we call blind people "non-seeing people" now, it's "nicer"...

it's STUPID!!

 

i agree,
but most people in my town call black people "niggers" so go figure

 

where's the honky jokes?

 

Can't .... stop .... must ... say ....

ok, ok....

Why are black people so fast? .....















Because all the slow ones are in jail!

I've yet to find a honkie joke! Someone please post one so it's not all one-sided!

 

Yay! I found one!


What's white and fourteen inches long?






Absolutely nothing!

 

How can you tell the difference between a "white" baby's penis and an adult "white" penis?


The noticeable pubic hair...