I'm Leaving all this Bullshit!!

That's right! I'm going on vacation. To Minnesota. Which sucks, because it's cold and my family sucks and I hate it. Vacations in my family are more like cruel punishments. I would like to request that everyone sets aside a few dollars so that you can all come together to bail me out, should chaos ensue and I become homicidal and insane. It would be greatly appreciated.

Anyone who wants a postcard:

PM me your address and I'll send you one. I promise. And I won't stalk you and come to your house and eat your dog or anything. All you get is a post card. And I might lick the stamp. Specifiy in your PM which set of lips you want me to use.....



Wish me luck! Cross your fingers.

 

You can stay at my house instead. My son's girlfriend, who lives with us, left today for a month with her mother in Phoenix.

 

I will not miss you, and will be hoping you never return to HipForums. Have a wonderful time.

 

Well, I do get everything for free.... which is the only reason I'm going. I have such a bad habit of accepting anything that's free.... even if I don't want it. Does anyone else do that? It doesn't matter what the fuck it is.... if someone is like, "want this? It's free," I jump on it like it will be the end of the world if I don't. Then I'm stuck with a bunch of stuff that I don't need that I can't throw away because you never know when you might need it, but I can't justify keeping it, since I didn't pay shit for it.


Anyway... free food is good. Except they always want to eat at O' Charley's. Yuck.

Thanks, anyway, Marc. I might take you up on that later.

 

Minnesota??

ok, i suppose everywhere is a vacation destination for someone.

so have fun with the lakes and cows and mosquitoes. you're leaving all this bullshit for a whole new type of bullshit!

and by the way, no postcard will be necessary. just regale us with fantastic tales whenever you get back

 

Not shit happens there. I hate it. My grandparents have a cabin on Lake Minnewaska in Glenwood, though, so we've had to go every fucking year for the past decade. It was cool the first time I went, when I was like seven, because someone told me a mermaid lived in the lake. Then I found out it was a lie. Now there's no point in going.

 

i would give you my address, but then my mother would ground me. for along time. even though i would have said the 'other' lips though.

 

haha (Quote from HappyHaHaGirl Specifiy in your PM which set of lips you want me to use.....) that is so damn funny. I love your posts!

 

have as good a time as possible ...the change in terrain is worth doing .... as long as you get back , ur fam cant be that bad for a bit of time ! te vian bien ha ha

 

Minnie soda is a wonderful place. Big Wu (great jam band) is from
there. You can frollic in the woods. Commune with nature. Hide
Grandmas false teeth and watch her shuffle around the house
smacking. And there might so be a Mermaid, did you look? I mean
really look? Stand by the shore and listen for the song.

 

it shouldn’t be cold this time of year...i was there last summer...to do a weeks worth of volunteer charity work ... it was hot ...i went to the mall of America and rode the roller coaster ...it was fun



good luck hope u have fun

 

phew, thought you were leaving us for good for a second

 

I know! I'm very relieved your one of the coolist people on here. anyway ive written you that letter i promised so if you don't get it before you go you can read it afterwards.
i would love a postcard so i will p.m you if I haven't left it too late.
you know i'm not as dirty minded as you folks when she said which lips i presumed she ment ethier the top or bottom of her face ones but then i'm an innocent Brit.

S

 

yea it gets hot in the summer! do you think we're like eskmos or somthing, we dont ware parkas all year!
how ever you may want to bring some bug spray....its true what they say about the mosquitios.

 

I do not get the part where you had to specify which lips we want you to use.

 

Sorry, bird. Maybe you could ask someone....


I'm at a library here in Glenwood. Blah. I checked my PMs and only two people want postcards. Fine. I'm so bored. We're in this little 16x16 cabin and there's no privacy and everyone is so tense it makes me sick. Blah. I can't even sneak away for a cigarette.... I know I'm old enough, but I told my grandparents that I quit like 6 months ago so they would leave me alone about it. I'm so bad. Whatever.

Anyway, don't forget about me. I love most of you and I kind of miss some of you. I'll probably come back here in a few days to see if anyone else wants postcards. I quit taking orders on Monday.

Be good! Take care of things, bird. I know you can.

 

If your that bored you can always write me a nice long letter


S

 

I'm home!! To the two people who requested postcards: I haven't mailed them yet, but will. I bought some extras, in case anyone else wants one. Just PM me your address and stuff.

 

Here's a picture of me giving Noah a bath in the lake. It's like the only good thing that happened. He was so funny... it was kind of cold, so he was really careful at first. He's easing in in the picture. Then he just started jumping up and down and laughing.... He's so cute.

 

What part of Minnesota? If you're going to the Twin Cities, then yeah, I don't blame you.

I'm living here and I'm loving it. The weather is just great right now, not too hot not too cold, I'd imagine when you get here you'll be experiencing what we call the heat, but is probably pants weather for you.

You'll have fun, go fishing, frolic in the woods, sit and listen to the crickets chirp. The misquitos are getting kinda bad though, don't forget the bug spray.

Maybe I'll see ya around.