blowjob tips??

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by candy, Jul 27, 2005.

  1. candy

    candy Member

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    i wanna give my bf the absolute pleasure while blowing him....he says i'm doing a pretty good job but i wanna give him all i can...any tips??

    thanx
     
  2. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    This was posted before here:

    BLOWJOB TIPS
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    1. Be patient
    First of all, don't be in a big rush to get the cock out of our pants (if we're wearing any). We like to have our bulge played with a bit. You can stroke it with your hands or your face, and if our pants are soft enough you can maybe even get your lips round it!

    2. Slow-mo
    When you first put the cock in your mouth, or when you're taking it out, move your lips really slowly over the head of the cock. We love to savour the sight and the sensation of the head of our cock going between your lips, so the slower you do it, the more enjoyment we can derive from it. I can't stress this enough: you can't move your mouth too slowly down a cock. Slower is definitely sexier. (Just don't be slow all the time!)

    3. Look
    Most men love eye contact during a blowjob. We also love women to talk to us while we're getting our cock sucked. A woman talking and looking into your eyes is a normal everyday event, which suddenly becomes very sexy and exciting when you stick a cock in the middle of it. Try and talk to the guy in a perfectly normal manner with the cock almost in your mouth, licking it between words. This drives men crazy!

    4. Avoid glancing
    Although eye contact is good, try to avoid very quickly glancing up. It just looks a little sly and uncomfortable and seems like you're not enjoying it too much. Try to look as if you're enjoying it or the guy won't feel comfortable.

    5. Don't suck
    Don't actually suck or blow — "sucking" and "blowing" cocks are just figures of speech. Just fuck him with your mouth; no need to play him like a bagpipe.

    6. Tease
    Men like to be teased, too. Don't just suck cock. Lick it all over (down to the balls). Kiss it. Move your tongue all over it slowly. I often think the more time women spend with the cock not in their mouth, the better the blowjob is! Just putting your lips near to it, breathing on it, or caressing it lightly with your lips, is a massive turn on.

    7. Brush
    We love to feel hair during a blowjob. Try your best to get your hair to brush the guy's stomach, or if you can get it to, to touch his cock. We love hair.

    8. Keep it real
    Please DO NOT fake an orgasm from sucking a guy's cock. It's just weird! Why would a woman moan from sucking a cock? If your enjoyment seems phoney, the guy won't enjoy it. (By the way, talking dirty doesn't count as phoney — that's coaching and all guys appreciate that!)

    9. Squelch
    Don't be embarassed to make "squelchy sloppy" noises. The noisier, the better. If it's too quiet down there, it's a little weird.

    10. Etiquette
    It's amazing what a difference it makes the way a girl holds a cock when she's sucking it. If she holds it firmly in her fist, I find it a little off putting. If she holds it delicately with her fingers, nearer the tips, like a glass of wine, then it's very sexy and feminine. (Unless you're being dominant and nasty — then use the full fist.)

    11. Slop
    Drool and spit more! Personally, I don't think you can have too much spit on a cock. If you can do it, try and get a spit trail to go from the tip of your tongue to the head of the cock. We love to see that. Messier=nastier, which is a good thing to most men.

    12. Squeeze
    Whether you're wearing clothes or not, putting a cock between your tits and squeezing them together is very sexy.

    13. Facialize
    Don't make it all about the mouth. When a guy gets a blowjob, he doesn't just want to fuck your mouth, he wants to fuck your face. Women's faces turn us on. If you can sometimes brush his cock with other parts of your face, that makes for an ideal blowjob.

    14. Gnash
    Occasionally, it can be very sexy for a girl to look fierce and 'bite' the end of our cock between our teeth. Just make sure you make it look deliberate, and we want to see lots of teeth.

    15. Explore
    If you can, lick under the balls and round the sides of them. We love that.

    16. Coach
    If he's close to orgasm, you can really help by telling him how much you want his cum. Tell him you want it on your face and you want to swallow it. Yeah, we know it's phoney, but we love to hear the words! And to be honest by the time we actually cum, we usually don't even care what you do with it. A post-orgasm man loses all his nastiness. Talking about cum-swallowing and face-splatting is all just talk.

    17. Open wide
    Another thing guys love when we're close to orgasm is the sight of a nice wide open mouth (especially when we're looking down on you). It's all to do with our fantasy of cumming in your mouth I guess. We like to think you'll catch it, and a wide mouth shows us you're hungry for our cum and don't care how you look (which is totally sexy). This is really all about fantasy, because once we cum we don't care!
     
  3. candy

    candy Member

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    thanx a lot!

    you made my bf life even better...hihi

    cheers
     
  4. candy

    candy Member

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    oh and...if anybody wants to add some tips...be free...

    cheers
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    17! 17 tips about a blowjob, damn.. I only have one for you, close your eyes and hope for the best...:D
     
  6. Andie

    Andie Member

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    either youve seen way to many pornos, or you are a pimp who gets a lot of head lol:p


     
  7. phoenix88

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    I was guessing he was an older guy who's had a lot of expierience, but with the name hacker..makes me think he is younger.
     
  8. canadian_boy

    canadian_boy Brohn Zmith

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    Maybe he has a doctorate in sexology ...
     
  9. Oz!

    Oz! Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    don't eat a raw chilli before going down on him.......erm.....just ask him, he'll be the best to tell yer how to make for the best experience ;)

    Hacker, yer bj tips sound more like preparations for filming a porno...
     
  10. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    or maybe that was posted just a couple weeks ago in one of hte gazillion other threads on blowjobs/how to please a guy :) It's the third time I've seen it on here.
     
  11. Ganja_Goo_Ninja

    Ganja_Goo_Ninja the penis mightier

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    Whatever you do.. don't pretend it's a trumpet and start playing "O When the Saints Come Marching In".


    Unless he asks REAL nice,
    Ganja_Goo
     
  12. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    You are correct! I cut and pasted it from another thread. Not my creation, but I totally agree with just about everything said.
     
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