The molecular theory.

Due consideration has not been given to odors, as if people think that a smell (being gaseous) is less tangible than a solid or liquid.

But gas molecules are as real as molecules in a solid.

This is the process: if someone walking ahead of you rips one and you stumble into it, what you smell is more than an invisibility. Molecules have seperated from the turd; been ejected into the air; found their way down your nasal passage and lodged on the back of your tongue, where your sense of smell is located. If you swallow, those molecules will enter your digestive process.

Many more of those molecules will enter your lungs, where they will be transferred to the bloodstream concommitant to the other gases breathed in. The blood will travel to the brain, where new gas molecules are exchanged for the old.

If anyone has ever told you that you've got shit for brains - there may be a kernel of truth in what they say.

 

Lmao. On average people breathe 2 liters of others anal gas per day.

 

"If anyone has ever told you that you've got shit for brains - there may be a kernel of truth in what they say."

no, youre just a 51 year old idiot.....the gases that you smell are not the same substance that makes up shit. the main gases that make up a fart are nitrogen, oxygen, methane, and maybe CO2.

youre a moron whos trying to sound smart but is failing to do so. go back to school, learn some simple science and then try to fool people.....:roll:

oh btw, your "sense of smell" is in your nose, not the back of your tongue.......man i hate when stupid people try to sound smart.....

 

I've been hit by theHit (sniff . . . sniff) something smells really nasty here.

 

I think he was right when he said that it's small turd molecules. While those gasses are present in the fart (as they are in most things) the bad smell comes from the additional presence of shit molecules which become airborne.

Man I hate it when people are dicks for no reason....

 

lol youre an idiot also for believing that bullshit (no pun intended).

the smell is from hydrogen sulfide (another gas), not "small turd molecules".......thats actually one of the most ridiculous things ive ever heard.....lol

so once again, i hate it when stupid people try to sound smart......and even more when other stupid people believe them......

 

that was a great reply sir,

 

^so youre going to ignore an intelligent reply and jump on the moron bandwagon as well? ok then.......

 

How big is this wagon?

Your farts are how you smell inside.

 

You're the same theHit... As we all are...

Shit has no special molecular formula, it's just a composition of many different molecules. So, H2S, mercaptans, indoles and other shit gases could be called shit. So, the idea, that we breathe shit was quite right, even if it doesn't actually reach our brain (it's very possible, that very small portion of those fart gases reach our brain, because a small part of it is absorbed by capillary).

You have no sense of humor theHit... Maybe you should check to your psychologist... It's possible you've breathen too many shit .

H2S is deadly poisonous in hight concentrations, so be careful not to fart someone to death...

 

I'd also like to add: "What is the shit?" To me, the shit is everything, including its smell, so naturally you smell the actual physical shit. I agree that it is shit in your nose, because the shit creates the gases. Without shit, no gas. Shit iinn the nose.

 

I would like to read a more detailed explaination from someone who has knowlege of human anatomy and biology. The internal gases that form belches don't smell like those that are farts. I suspect that there are different mechaisms of production.

BTW, I know of few sucessful teachers who begin their lectures with "You are idiots."

(If people would ignore the (uninteded) offence and see the humor, I could make a pun about assholes knowing the most about farts.)

 

akamaras and pop_terror:

omg....NO, youre very very wrong!

why are you guys trying to deny the truth when none of you seem to know what youre talking about? youre just making shit up and trying to form your own explanation.......

lol......just type in "flatulence" into google and read a little....and find out how wrong all of you really are!

the gases you expel in a fart are much different from the chemicals that make up shit.......its just the way it is.......you dont fart molecules of shit.....you fart gases which are a result of the digestion......

seriously are you all high school dropouts or something?? jeez! lol

 

Well, this has been fun. Didn't think one old man's off the wall opinion would rate such reviews.

Well - it is the 'Mind Fuck' forum, after all.

Thanks.

 

Actually, your sense of smell and your sense of taste are centered in the same area of your brain, not your nose.
Also, when you smell shit, that means that little bits of that shit are floating around in the air, that's what you are smelling....

dumbass....

 

dumbass? again, another one trying to sound smart but has no knowledge.

obviously the "sense of smell" (for lack of a better term) is in the brain. the sensors that allow you to sense smell are in the nose. dumbass.....

and no, when you smell shit, its not "little bits of shit floating around in the air"......for the last time......


*sigh*......some people......wow

 

Well, theHit, i think i have a little experience in biochemistry, however i don't studied the composition of fart. It's quite difficult to express myself in english, because i don't know any terms, and i'm not going to say my theories. I just want to ask how could you separate what molecules is shit and what is fart. For example indole or its compounds may be found in both, so is it shit or is it fart?
I found this topic quite interesting and will try to study a bit on it.

 

Then what is it you are smelling?

 

ok read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olfaction


you are breathing in chemicals dissolved in air, gases, fumes, etc......breathing in molecules and smelling the odors associated with them, but to say that you are breathing in "little bits of shit floating around in the air" is not correct..

but enough of this bullshit lol

 

In a 2 liter bottle of coke (before it is opened), when I look into the liquid, I see nothing that is not coke, and I know that every constituant part of that beverage smacks of "coke-ness". Open the bottle, and some of the coke hisses to the top; bubbles rise out of the coke.

While it may be said that the bubble and the coke are of differing composition - that bubble is still known by the company it keeps.